Hey guys, as well as my new parody "Facebook Addict", I just wrote another original comedic song.
This was prompted by my girlfriend insisting on playing Christmas music yesterday...which led me to explain-

I can see the presents
And I can feel the presence
Of the Christmastime spirit growing
I see the decorations
I'd like an explaination
Because it isn't even snowing
Flashing lights and Christmas trees
Are everywhere surrounding me
All stare with admiration
I do not know why
I see this in July
In the middle of Santa's vacation
(Chorus)
Merry Christmas (It isn't Thanksgiving yet)
Merry Christmas (It isn't Halloween yet)
Merry Christmas (It isn't Labor Day yet)
Don't say Merry Christmas because it isn't Christmas yet (YEAH!)
There is no ice
And there is no snow
I don't want to hear "White Christmas" anymore
I don't need a hat
And I don't need a coat
But if I hear one more carol, my own chestnuts I will roast
We don't need a line
Of kids waiting inside
The mall to see Santa in the springtime
Thanksgiving has November
And does anyone remember
When Christmas actually started in December?
Merry Christmas (It isn't Halloween yet)
Merry Christmas (It isn't Labor Day yet)
Merry Christmas (It's not even the Fourth yet)
Don't say Merry Christmas because it isn't Christmas yet (YEAH!)
Hey Santa, quite being so greedy
The other holidays aren't so damn needy
Cupid and the Easter Bunny
Are annoyed, this isn't funny
New Years Baby and St. Patrick
Saying you are gonna get your a** kicked
If you don't stop, you're gonna become fat-man jerky
By ten million forgotton Thanksgiving turkeys!
Merry Christmas (It isn't Labor Day yet)
Merry Christmas (It's not even the Fourth yet)
Merry Christmas (It isn't Valentines Day yet)
Don't say Merry Christmas because it isn't Christmas yet (YEAH!)
Merry Christmas (It isn't Christmas yet, it isn't Christmas yet)
Merry Christmas (It isn't Christmas yet, it isn't Christmas yet)
Merry Christmas (It isn't Christmas yet, it isn't Christmas yet)
Don't say Merry Christmas because it isn't Christmas yet (YEAH!)
AT LEAST WAIT UNTIL DECEMBER!!
WEIRDABBOTT