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Why thank you. But alas, while I have written almost 150 parodies...many of them were rushed and I'm not too proud of...

For example...
"Junk" (Parody of "Numb" by Linkin Park)
"South Park" (Parody of "My Humps" by the Black Eyed Peas)
"I Drink Lots of Rockstar" (Parody of "Rockstar" by Shop Boyz)
"My Bag of Ice" (Parody of "My Sacrifice" by Creed)
and the classic
"Flush" (Parody of "Crush" by David Archuletta)

So yeah...better stuff is coming, I promise. :Y
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"South Park" is definitely the best out of those...even if it was "rushed" you should at least still be proud of just that one...
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Ladies and Gentlemen...my FIRST parody in almost three months (two days short).
It goes out to all the people who are addicted to a website...no, not WOWAY. This song is dedicated to everyone who is a...
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(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czPlw2VexcE)

What Backstreet Boys member am I?
What is the exact date I will die?
Do my best friends have something to hide?
Can't answer this when you're outside
(Log on!)- And then sit down
(Stay there!)- And look around
(Look now!)- There's an update
(Don't sleep!)- You could miss it

People keep writing on my wall
Stay online so I can read them all
Been a week, I’m still not leaving
Who knew this site was so addicting?

I'm on all night and day
I do not dare to go outside
OMG...IDK
Why I am such a Facebook addict

Oh, come on mom, one more minute
It’s only been a month since I logged in
I’ll do my homework later, or next week, but that I still doubt
And there’s no way I’ll study for my test

I only see my family
When they're on Facebook, just like me
My profile pic, oh so flattering
I spent three days taking the damned thing

I’ve got a failing grade
In class- that’s my status online
OMG...IDK
Why I am such a Facebook addict

Please poke me
Photo tag me
Request me
I’m always on here

No longer a want, it’s now a need
It’s the place where I learned to read
MySpace is the opposition
Facebook-ism is my religion

I’m on all night and day
And will be till the day I die
OMG...IDK
Why I am so addicted...

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Hey guys, as well as my new parody "Facebook Addict", I just wrote another original comedic song.
This was prompted by my girlfriend insisting on playing Christmas music yesterday...which led me to explain-

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I can see the presents
And I can feel the presence
Of the Christmastime spirit growing
I see the decorations
I'd like an explaination
Because it isn't even snowing

Flashing lights and Christmas trees
Are everywhere surrounding me
All stare with admiration
I do not know why
I see this in July
In the middle of Santa's vacation

(Chorus)
Merry Christmas (It isn't Thanksgiving yet)
Merry Christmas (It isn't Halloween yet)
Merry Christmas (It isn't Labor Day yet)
Don't say Merry Christmas because it isn't Christmas yet (YEAH!)

There is no ice
And there is no snow
I don't want to hear "White Christmas" anymore
I don't need a hat
And I don't need a coat
But if I hear one more carol, my own chestnuts I will roast

We don't need a line
Of kids waiting inside
The mall to see Santa in the springtime
Thanksgiving has November
And does anyone remember
When Christmas actually started in December?

Merry Christmas (It isn't Halloween yet)
Merry Christmas (It isn't Labor Day yet)
Merry Christmas (It's not even the Fourth yet)
Don't say Merry Christmas because it isn't Christmas yet (YEAH!)

Hey Santa, quite being so greedy
The other holidays aren't so damn needy
Cupid and the Easter Bunny
Are annoyed, this isn't funny
New Years Baby and St. Patrick
Saying you are gonna get your a** kicked
If you don't stop, you're gonna become fat-man jerky
By ten million forgotton Thanksgiving turkeys!

Merry Christmas (It isn't Labor Day yet)
Merry Christmas (It's not even the Fourth yet)
Merry Christmas (It isn't Valentines Day yet)
Don't say Merry Christmas because it isn't Christmas yet (YEAH!)

Merry Christmas (It isn't Christmas yet, it isn't Christmas yet)
Merry Christmas (It isn't Christmas yet, it isn't Christmas yet)
Merry Christmas (It isn't Christmas yet, it isn't Christmas yet)
Don't say Merry Christmas because it isn't Christmas yet (YEAH!)

AT LEAST WAIT UNTIL DECEMBER!!

WEIRDABBOTT
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Hey ya'll! Hope everyone had a terrific Thanksgiving.
Well...I have some good news.
As well as the first parody in three months (see two posts previous to this one) and the first original comedic song in who knows how long (see previous post)...I have an OFFICIAL RECORDING (of a song that isn't mine :P)

On the Sporksters Official MySpace is a recording of the comedic duo Paul and Storm's hit "Better Version of You". (NOTE: I literally recorded this in ten minutes, so it could be better...but don't let that stop you from listening to it!)

If you have never heard the Paul and Storm version, listen here ->
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAP3TEE2MDs

And here is my cover of it, hope you like!
http://www.myspace.com/sporksters
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Hey, WeirdAbbott, the link is broken. I listened to the song and I must admit, it's pretty cool for being made in ten minutes. Hope you win Outstanding Achievement In Parody Writing/Recording! :Y

Also, do you think it'd be a good idea to put your band's site on the first post?
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Consider it done. I also added (to the request of some) a different, more "flattering" picture of myself on the front page.

Also, I am currently working on two parodies...one of "Hot N' Cold" by Katy Perry and the second is my annual year in review parody of "1985" by Bowling For Soup. For that, I need everyone to give me (through PM) what they thought the best, most significant moments of this year were. You will recieve credit if you pick an event I may not have thought of, so get those in ASAP :Y
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In my opinion, the whole 1985 parody year in review concept is worn to death. If I were you, I'd consider basing it off of a different song.
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Yeah, dude. No offense, but you've been doing it every year for how long now? It's time to let it die.
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I didn't know anything happened in this year. It went by so fast... I'm still recovering from all that happened in 2008. :z
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