The reason that's so funny is that I believe you!So far. I don't know that I'm done yet.
I only own two copies of UHF.
I only own one copy of UHF.
Yeah, I bought three, but two were gifts... one inadvertent (I loaned it out to a coworker, didn't get it back, and decided to just leave matters where they stood) and one, uh, advertent. And since I never know when I might meet someone who REALLY NEEDS some UHF to brighten his or her life, I don't know that I'll ever be done buying copies of The Greatest Flick Ever To Star A Dead Fish and a Live Accordionist.