Ultimate Weird Al Mixtape Challenge

[TMBJon]

Alright I came up with this idea last night and was curious what everyone else would pick. The challenge is to create a playlist of Weird Al songs, with the following rules:

1. You must include exactly one parody and one original (or style parody) from each of Al's 12 albums.
2. You must include one polka.
3. You must include one unreleased song, either pre-debut album or concert only track.
4. You must include one of the Internet Leaks tracks.

No more, no less, for each of the above rules. By complete coincidence, this results in 27 tracks. That was actually unintentional. The mix is not meant to be The Essential Weird Al, just your personal favorites.
What would your tracklist look like?


Mine:
1. It's Still Billy Joel To Me
2. Stop Draggin My Car Around
3. I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead
4. Eat It
5. Midnight Star
6. Polkas On 45
7. Yoda
8. Dare To Be Stupid
9. Living With A Hernia
10. Dog Eat Dog
11. This Song's Just (Six Words Long)
12. Melanie
13. Isle Thing
14. The Biggest Ball of Twine In Minnesota
15. Smells Like Nirvana
16. You Don't Love Me Anymore
17. Bedrock Anthem
18. Frank's 2000' TV
19. Amish Paradise
20. Everything You Know Is Wrong
21. It's All About The Pentiums
22. Albuquerque
23. Couch Potato
24. Hardware Store
25. White & Nerdy
26. I'll Sue Ya!
27. Skipper Dan


And you guys????????

[ludovica64]

1. You must include exactly one parody and one original (or style parody) from each of Al's 12 albums.
2. You must include one polka.
3. You must include one unreleased song, either pre-debut album or concert only track.
4. You must include one of the Internet Leaks tracks.

There were some tough decisions, a couple of albums where it was a toss up between two tracks, but these are pretty much all my favourites



01 Take Me Down (Such a fantastic song)
02 My Bologna
03 The Brady Bunch
04 Yoda
05 Addicted To Spuds
06 Alimony
07 IsleThing
08 Taco Grande
09 Livin' In The Fridge
10 Cavity Search
11 Its All About The Pentiums
12 Couch Potato
13 White&Nerdy
14 CNR
15 The Alternative Polka
16 I'll be Mellow When I'm Dead
17 Buy Me A Condo
18 Dare To Be Stupid
19 Don't Wear Those Shoes
20 Stuck In A Closet With VannA White
21 UHF
22 When I was Your Age
23 Traffic Jam
24 I Remember Larry
25 My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder
26 Hardware Store
27 I'll Sue Ya

[JEDM]

1. Ricky
2. I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead
3. Eat It
4. Midnight Star
5. Like a Surgeon
6. Dare to be Stupid
7. Living with a Hernia
8. Dog Eat Dog
9. Fat
10. Melanie
11. Money for Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies
12. The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota
13. Smells Like Nirvana
14. You Don't Love Me Anymore
15. Jurassic Park
16. Frank's 2000" TV
17. Amish Paradise
18. Everything You Know Is Wrong
19. It's All About The Pentiums
20. Albuquerque
21. Polka Power!
22. eBay
23. Why Does This Always Happen To Me?
24. White & Nerdy
25. Pancreas
26. Free Delivery
27. Skipper Dan

[FredHuggins]

1. Another One Rides The Bus
2. Happy Birthday
3. King Of Suede
4. Midnight Star
5. Yoda
6. One More Minute
7. Living With A Hernia
8. Dog Eat Dog
9. (This Song's Just) Six Words Long
10. Good Old Days
11. She Drives Like Crazy
12. Generic Blues
13. Smells Like Nirvana
14. Trigger Happy
15. Livin' In The Fridge
16. Talk Soup
17. Amish Paradise
18. Everything You Know Is Wrong
19. The Alternative Polka
20. Theme From Home Improvement
21. It's All About The Pentiums
22. Albuquerque
23. A Complicated Song
24. Genius In France
25. Confessions Part III
26. Virus Alert
27. CNR

Out of curiosity, under which categories would Theme From Spy Hard and Headline News fall? Neither song can be found on Al's 12 albums or Internet Leaks, yet they are not "unreleased" either...

[TMBJon]

Those songs, as well as Polkamon and You're Pitiful, would have to fit under the third category.

OR I will allow up to one substitution in the "category three" division for a "category one" song, so long as it replaces a parody or original from the chronologically-closest album.

[ludovica64]

Wow I am glad I got in quick before it got complicated!


Only four submissions in we already have twelve tracks with three or more votes
Albuquerque
Amish Paradise
Dare To Be Stupid
Dog Eat Dog
Everything You Know Is Wrong
I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead
It's All About The Pentiums
Living With A Hernia
Midnight Star
Smells Like Nirvana
White & Nerdy
Yoda

[FredHuggins]

I forgot about You're Pitiful...but surely, Polkamon is a polka?

[weird_el]

...but, will the 27 songs actually fit on a 90 minute cassette?

Here's mine

It's Still Billy Joel To Me
Another One Rides The Bus
I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead
Eat It
Midnight Star
Yoda
One More Minute
Addicted To Spuds
Dog Eat Dog
Fat
Melanie
Spam
Biggest Ball Of Twine
Smells Like Nirvana
You Don't Love Me Anymore
Jurassic Park
Frank's 2000" TV
Amish Paradise
Everything You Know Is Wrong
The Alternative Polka
The Saga Begins
Your Horoscope For Today
eBay
Genius In France
White & Nerdy
Virus Alert
Skipper Dan

[amzo39]

1. Ricky
2. The Check's In The Mail
3. I Lost On Jeopardy
4. Midnight Star
5. Like A Surgeon
6. One More Minute
7. Living With A Hernia
8. Dog Eat Dog
9. (This Song's Just) Six Words Long
10. You Make Me
11. She Drives Like Crazy
12. Generic Blues
13. Smells Like Nirvana
14. Trigger Happy
15. Achy Breaky Song
16. Frank's 2000" TV
17. Amish Paradise
18. Since You've Been Gone
19. The Alternative Polka
20. It's All About The Pentiums
21. Truck Drivin' Song
22. eBay
23. Why Does This Always Happen To Me?
24. White & Nerdy
25. Pancreas
26. Nobody Here But Us Frogs
27. Craigslist

Questionable.

[TMBJon]

Nobody Here But Us Frogs actually could be a better choice than Billy Joel, but The Check's In The Mail is one of the worst Weird Al songs of all time.