I dunno... there IS a remake of "The Phantom of the Paradise" coming out in a couple years. I think Al should star in that - I mean, he seems kinda Winslow Leach-ish, don'tcha think? (Or is it just because I want to hear the accordion version of "Faust"?

I also think he should've had a starring role in "Spy Hard", because everybody knows he was the best part of that movie.