Fun With BabelFish!

[ZeetherKID77]

Check out what happened when I ran "The White Stuff" through BabelFish:



The white stuff. The white stuff. The first one which a sweet one Second one which a blow Soon I finished off the bag, ate ' em UP really almost You CAN lake ' em it I talc Had when in my teeth Tell so many my pancreas just went into shock I love the white stuff baby into the middle OF the white stuff baby It's the love at Oreo I most delicious thing I know I've had a zillion or two into my life, they're so right My teeth AR all rotted CLEARS thruough But who cares? Whaat else at the I supposed to of DO? I love the white stuff baby into the middle OF the white stuff baby It's the love at Oreo I most delicious thing I know Oh oh oh oh oh, oh Oreo Oh oh oh oh oh, the white stuff Oh oh oh oh oh, oh Oreo What's into the middle? The white stuff The first time that I tried it Got a big sugar buzz NOT-HUNG GET ME high as that sand-yielded cookie does But I love the filling most I rub it on my roast mixes it into with my coffee and spread it on my toast I love the white stuff baby into the middle OF the white stuff baby It's the love at Oreo I most delicious thing I know Might GET a pimple or two wave, then what? It's all right Now twin gravel and thing Dongs won't DO ALL I need... You know what it is Oh oh oh oh oh, oh Oreo Oh oh oh oh oh, the white stuff Oh oh oh oh oh, oh Oreo What's into the middle? The white stuff

[ZeetherKID77]

Post BabaelFish translated Al songs here!

[Cartunedude]

Well... these aren't translated through Babelfish, but through another translator... The T'inator!



http://firefly.sparse.org/~mrt/



It's a parody of all those translation websites out there that "translates" website in to "T speak"... MR. T that is...



Anyway, here are Mr. T's renditions of a few of Al's songs...



(*Note: It gets kinda confusing with words like "I" or "Me"- it'll replace them with "Mr. T" or "Hannibal", "the Faceman", or "Murdock" (the names of the other characters on the show "The A-Team", for those who don't know), or even "B.A. Baracus" (Mr. T's character on the show)



Bob

[ This Message was edited by: Cartunedude on 2002-03-01 04:29 ]

[Cartunedude]

Eat It

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by "Weird Al" Yankovic

parody of "Beat It" by Michael Jackson



How come Hannibal're always such a fussy young man Don't want no Cap'n Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran Well don't the darn T know that crazy other kids are starvin' in Japan So eat it, just eat it Don't want to argue, that darn Faceman don't want to debate Don't want to hear about what kinds of foods the Faceman hate BA Baracus won't get no dessert 'till Mr.T clean off Mr.T're plate So eat it Don't BA Baracus tell that darn T U're full Just eat it... ...Are we gonna get down with our own bad selves?!? eat it Get yourself an egg and beat it Have Helluva Helluva chicken Have Helluva Helluva pie It doesn't matter If it's boiled or fried Just eat it, just eat it Just eat it, just eat it... Woo! Your table manners are a crying shame Murdock're playing with your food, thoze ain't Helluva kind of game Now, if Ya starve to death You Foo'll just have yourself to blame So eat it. Just eat it. Not again... You Foo better listen, better do as Ya're told Ya haven't even touched your tuna casserole U better chow down, or it's gonna get cold So eat it. Fool! I don't care if Murdock're full Just eat it... Straighten up or you get a faceful o' fist! eat it Open up your mouth and feed it Have Helluva Helluva yogurt Have Helluva Helluva Spam It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned Just eat it! I'll knock you into next week, Fool! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! You heard the man, VIP passes only! Now get out of here! Don't Mr.T make me repeat it! I'll get the dynamite, you stay away from it! Have a banana, have a whole bunch It doesn't matter what Mr.T had for lunch Just eat it! This man's nuts! Eat it! Crazy Murdock! Eat it! Eat it! What's this Jibba Jabba? Eat it! Straighten up or you get a faceful o' fist! Eat it! Gonna teach this sucka a lesson. If it's too cold, reheat it Have a big dinner. Must be one of Hannibal's plans. Have a light snack If BA Baracus don't like it, Mr.T can't send it back Just eat it! I pity the fool! Eat it! When I get finished with 'em, they're gonna be really big on pain. Get yourself an egg and beat it! What's all that about? That guy's crazier than Murdock. Have Helluva Helluva chicken. Stop jibba jabbrin' and start liftin'!!! Have Helluva Helluva pie It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried Just eat it! Eat it! Must be one of Hannibal's plans. Don't Murdock make Mr.T repeat it! The fool's crazy!

[Cartunedude]

It's All About the Pentiums

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Parody of "It's All About some Benjamins" by Sean "Puffy" Combs

New lyrics by "Weird Al" Yankovic



It's all about the Pentiums, baby Uhh, uh-huh, yeah Uhh, uh-huh, yeah It's all about the crazy Pentiums, baby It's all about that darn Pentiums, baby It's all about the darn Pentiums! Don't touch that! It's all about that darn Pentiums! (Yeah!!) What y'all wanna do? The fool's crazy! Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers Wastin' time with all some chatroom yakkers? Foo! 9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard? Prepare to feel the T's fist! Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard? What! Idiot shot the tires on my van!!!! Yeah, payin' some bills with Hannibal's mad programming skills Defraggin' that darn T's hard drive for thrills Hannibal got some T a hundred gigabytes of RAM Mr.T never feed trolls and I don't read spam Installed a T1 line in Mr.T house Always at Murdock's PC, double-clickin' on the Faceman's mizouse Upgrade Mr.T system at least twice a day Mr.T'm strictly plug-and-play, Hannibal ain't afraid of Y2K Mr.T'm down with Bill Gates, the darn Faceman call him fool's gold for Helluva Mr.T phone him up at home and I make him do Murdock's tech support It's all about some Pentiums, what? Hey man, that's a tough dude. You're crazy! Mr.T gotta be that darn dumbest newbie Mr.T've ever seen BA Baracus've got white-out all over your screen Murdock think your Commodore 64 is really neato What kinda chip the darn Faceman got in there, a Dorito? Foo! the darn T're usin' a 286? Trouble? I don't start no trouble. I mind my own business. Don't make Mr.T laugh Your windoze boots up in what, a day and a half? Where's muh van? that darn Faceman could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette Ya're the crazy biggest joke on some inta'net Your database is gunna be a disaster Hannibal're waxin' your modem, tryin' to make it go faster Hey fella, Hannibal bet Mr.T're still livin' in your parents' cellar Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar And postin' "the darn T too!" like Helluva brain-dead AOL-er I should do the world a favor and cap Ya like Old Yeller Murdock're just about as useless as jpegs to Helen Keller It's all about the crazy Pentiums! Straighten up or you get a faceful o' fist! It's all about the crazy Pentiums! I ain't afraid to fly, and I ain't afraid of no monkeys either. It's all about the Pentiums! It's all about some Pentiums! What this fool talkin' 'bout now? Now, what y'all wanna do? That's right Jack, you understand?!! Wanna be hackers? Get out of my way, sucka! Code crackers? Drink your Milk! Slackers Wastin' time with all the crazy chatroom yakkers? Come on, you can do better than that! 9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard? You better make sure nothin' happens to my gold. Uh, uh, loggin' in now Wanna run wit some Faceman's crew, hah? Stop jibba jabbrin' and start liftin'!!! Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do? What's this Jibba Jabba? They call the darn Faceman that darn king of the spreadsheets Got'em all printed out on the T's bedsheets BA Baracus's new computer's got the crazy clocks, it rocks But it wuz obsolete before the crazy T opened the crazy box Mr.T say Murdock've had your desktop for over a week? Crazy foo. Throw that crazy junk away, man, it's an antique! I'm gonna hit you so hard I'm gonna knock you into next week! Your laptop is gunna be a month old? Well, that darn's great If BA Baracus could use a nice, heavy paperweight BA Baracus's digital media gunna be write-protected Every file inspected, no viruses detected the darn T beta tested every operating system Gave props to Helluva , and others? Mr.T dissed'em While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin' It does all BA Baracus's work without Mr.T even askin' Got a flat-screen monitor, 40" wide Hannibal believe that darn yours says, "Etch-A-Sketch" on the side In a 32-bit world, the T're a 2-bit user BA Baracus've got your own newsgroup, alt.total-loser Your motherboard melts when Mr.T try to send a fax Where'd some T get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks? Play Mr.T online? No, fool! Well, Hannibal know that darn Mr.T'll beat Murdock If Mr.T ever meet Murdock I'll control-alt-delete Murdock What? It's all about some Pentiums! What this fool talkin' 'bout now? It's all about the darn Pentiums! Crazy Fool! It's all about the Pentiums! The fool's crazy! It's all about that darn Pentiums! Pick on somebody your own size, sucka! What y'all wanna do? When I get finished with 'em, they're gonna be really big on pain. Wanna be hackers? Get us all killed. Code crackers? Not them, fool! Slackers Wastin' time with all that darn chatroom yakkers? You tricked me, sucka! 9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard? Prepare to feel the T's fist! What?

[DXSSI]

Harvey the Wonder Hamster- as performed by the Swedish Chef



Oh, Herfey, Herfey, Herfey zee Vunder Hemster,
He-a duesn't beete-a, und he-a duesn't sqooeel,
He-a joost roons eruoond oon hees hemster vheel!
Herfey, Herfey, Herfey, zee Vunder Hemster! Hey Herfey!
Bork Bork Bork!

[ This Message was edited by: DXSSI on 2002-03-03 05:15 ]

[Chimpbizkit]

Part of Alberquerque translated to French then back...



Back in manner when I was right an alive little boy bitty in a box under the staircases in the corner of the basement of half of a block of house in bottom of the street of the store of the starter of Jerry... You know the place... The well in any event, behind then the life was active bump and all was juuuuust peachy!!! Except naturally for the undeniable fact that each only morning my mother bowl would make me large ol ' sauerkraut for the breakfast. Dawww!! Large sauerkraut bowl! Each mornin simple '! It led me insane.



I said to my mom, I said, "hé, mom, which is upwards with all sauerkraut?" And my dear, soft mother, it just looked me like look of a cow a similar train. And it is leaning avalent good beside me, and it said, "IT is GOOD FOR YOU!" And then it attached me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth and the force did not feed me anything but the sauerkraut until I had 26 years and a half of years.



It is when I swore that one day, one day I would obtain the outta which basement and voyage to a magic place and far party, where the sun always is shining and the odor of air like hot beer of root, and the towels are the so fluffy OH! Where the shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all the day, and no matter who on the street will shave fortunately your back for a nickel!



Wacka de Wacka, doo of doo, ouais!



Well, leave me say to you that, people, it were not long whole before my dream came true. Since very the next day, a station by local radio had this contest to see which could correctly guess the number of molecules in the end of Leonard Nimoy. I was not on line by three, but I always gained the large price. It is right, a first class, one-way ticket...



in Albuquerque! Albuquerque!



Oh ouais. You know, I not ever be about a true front plane, and I obtained to say the ya, it was really tall... except that I had to sit me between two large Albanian women with the serious odor excruciatingly of body. And the small kid support ego inside kept the throwin ' to the top of full time. The employees of flight missed Dr. Pepper and salted groundnuts, and the film in flight was Bio-Dome with the shore of Pauly... and, the OH ouais, three of the engines of plane roast, and we entered a tailspin and we are broken in a hillside and the plane burst in a giant aerolite and everyone died. Except me. You know why?



' I cause had my high table of plate and my back of seat in full right position had my high table of plate and my back of seat in full right position had my high table of plate and my back of seat in the full right position



Ampèreheure-ha-ha-ha. Ampèreheure-ha-ha. Aahhh. Thus I crawled of twisted, wreck of burnin ', I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days, draggin ' along my large bag out of leather and my bag of clothing and my ball of saxophone of content and my bowlin of 12livre ' and my air intake lucky and lucky dedicated rougeoyer-in-$$$-bed. But finally I arrived at famous Holiday Inn of Albuquerque of the world where the towels are the so fluffy OH! And you can eat your soup Juste out of the ashtrays if you want with. It is CORRECT, they are clean.



Well, I checked in my room, and I turned to the bottom the A/C, and I lit SpectraVision, and I am on the point right to eat this chocolate mint little on my pillow which I like so much very, much, when suddenly there are blows on the door. Well, now, which could which is?



I say, "who am him?" No answer. "which is him?" There is no answer. The "oms EAST HIM!?" They are not sayin ' something.

[THIS SPACE FOR RENT]

Here's What Happened to me when I ran Amish Paradise through Babblefish, enjoy:



as I to walk by valley where I to harvest my grain

I to hechar a glance one look AT my wife and to make she to be very level

but that one hardly perfect being for one amish like me

you to know how I to avoid of shine thing like electricity

in 4:30 morning I to be milkin ' Jebediah cow

feeding chicken and Jacob to plow... idiot

and I to so have to be milkin ' and plowin ' of length

that Ezekiel to even think that my mind to be to go

I to be one man earth, I to be in discipline

to obtain to one bible in my hand and one beard in my chin

but if I to finish all to my task and final you tonight thine

then we to be to go party like him to be 1699

we happening most of the our lives that lived in a paradise amish

I have beaten mantequilla once or twice living in a paradise amish

that is hard work and sacrifice that lives in a paradise amish

we sell edredones in a price of discount that lives in a paradise amish

a local boy struck with the foot in the end the last week

to me which I finish smiling in him and I really gave to return to the other cheek

noncare, in fact desire ' causes to him well

I will laugh my dull head when it is burning itself in hell

but I never perforates a tourist one even if it deserved

a Amish with ' tude? You know that you are unheard of

me never uses the bellboys but I obtained a fresh hat

and my homies agree to me really seem good in idiot of the black...

if you come to visit, you will be bored to rasgones

that we have not even paid the account of the telephone in 300 years

but that we are not really colorful, we satisfy so we did not indicate and cautious fixes right we are deteriorated technological is

no telephone, no lights, no car not a single luxury

as Robinson Caruso he is as primitive as he can be

That they happen most of the our lives that live in a paradise amish we

we are hardly for level and the simple individuals that they live in paradise amish

is not no time there the sin and vice life in a paradise amish

that we did not fight, we all pleasant life of the game in a paradise amish

Hitchin ' upon cochecillo, portions of churnin ' of mantequilla

raised to a barn Monday, soon I will raise anutter

thinks to him is really righteous? Piénsele is pure in heart?

Or, I know myself I am million as humble times as the art of thou

I is the pious individual that the small Amlettes wishes to be as

in my knees day and points of scorin at night ' for the future life

so I am not useless and I am not whiny

or, my brother, can be that it must obtain medieval in his heinie

That happens most of the our lives that live in a paradise amish

which we are all crazy Mennonites that lives in a paradise amish

we are not no there polis or traffic light that lives in a paradise amish

but you would probably think it bites the life in a paradise amish

Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-yecch