What is your favourite funny line from Al (not in a song)

Larry · Post by **Larry** » Thu May 29, 2003 5:21 pm

I love when he was asked about Napster and he said something to this effect: "Well on the bad side I am losing millions of dollars.. but on the good side I can download all the Metallica I want for free!"

weirdalison · Post by **weirdalison** » Thu May 29, 2003 5:43 pm

oh man, al has said so many things. it's hard to choose cause everything he says is great. i love the speech he makes at the end of the video on the RWS cd, especially when he was talking about his dad tying him to a radiator when his cries kept him up at night. and the patriotic music just adds to the effect. there's probably something that i thught was even funnier, but i cant think of it right now. oh well.

Post by **scottidog** » Thu May 29, 2003 6:09 pm

I love when he was asked about Napster and he said something to this effect: \"Well on the bad side I am losing millions of dollars.. but on the good side I can download all the Metallica I want for free!\"

It was from Ask Al:

I have very mixed feelings about it. On one hand, Im concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is severely eating into my album sales and having a decidedly adverse effect on my career. On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!!!!!

Post by **stupidsurgeon27** » Thu May 29, 2003 9:02 pm

This has cracked me up.

"I'm going to sing about a funny looking little man...No, not Prince."

-CindyBob

Website · Post by **Teh Dingo** » Thu May 29, 2003 9:40 pm

His barbs at Prince...always funny.

"It's like Purple Rain...only it's intentionally funny"

(Next Al movie, if there is one, do you think he'll say it's like 8 Mile, only it's intentionally funny?)

And the Al TV 2K news bit about Joe C holding Prince's car keys over Prince's head, out of the purple one's reach.

I think there are some things that Al said that are even funnier then what he puts on cd.

Post by **anthontherun** » Thu May 29, 2003 10:44 pm

His "interview" with George Harrison is hilarious.

Weird Alan · Post by **Weird Alan** » Fri May 30, 2003 12:08 am

Carson Daly: So did you have to ask George Lucas for permission to do this song or how did that work?

Weird Al: George Lucas is my father...

KagayakiWashi · Post by **KagayakiWashi** » Fri May 30, 2003 12:24 am

"...instead of downloading it like some HOOLIGAN!"

I think that's one of the funniest things he's ever said! Of course, almost everything that proceeds out of his mouth is outrageous!

Ratbert197 · Post by **Ratbert197** » Fri May 30, 2003 1:07 am

Why dio you shave?

I thought it was the easiest way to get rid of my mustache.

Also:

"Whose your favorite of the three stooges?"

"Ruben"

Tim E. Tanga61 · Post by **Tim E. Tanga61** » Fri May 30, 2003 1:09 am

From Germs the educational video-

Burn your clothes immediately after wearing them

Always rinse your mouth with hydrochloric acid after you eat

Germs and Crimes of Carelessness always crack me up! :biggrin:

World of Weird Al Yankovic

What is your favourite funny line from Al (not in a song)

What is your favourite funny line from Al (not in a song)

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