What is your favourite funny line from Al (not in a song)

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Yeah. I think that's why too.
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"All my siblings hated me because I was only child."
I don't quite remember but it was something like this
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Wasn't that from Generic Blues?
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At least I remember that it's an Al quote
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"My brothers and sisters all hated me/'cause I was an only child"

Yup, from Generic Blues. LOVE that one.
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What Is the formula used to determine the area inside a pentadodecahedron? -Al (Eminem Interview)
07: 5/5, 8/6
08: 7/9, 7/11
09: Al Fest 8/1, Al's Brain 8/2
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Al: "What do you think of this Black & Decker cordless power drill?"
Celine: "So powerful, yet at the same time, so light!"

That's just one of my favorites from Al-TV.
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"This just in...... George Michael is not gay."
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He's not? Really?
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