What is your favourite funny line from Al (not in a song)

Post by **Big Spoon** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:19 am

Yeah. I think that's why too.

Post by **KnottyEmily** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:26 am

"Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted by UFOs and Forced Into Weight Loss Programs - -all next week on Town Talk."

"Okay. Right now I'd like to show you one of my favorite cartoons. It's a sad, depressing story about a pathetic coyote who spends every waking moment of his life in the futile pursuit of a sadistic roadrunner who mocks him and laughs at him as he's repeatedly CRUSHED and MAIMED! HOPE YOU'LL ENJOY IT!"

Smiddle · Post by **Smiddle** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:40 pm

"All my siblings hated me because I was only child."
I don't quite remember but it was something like this

Insert Coin(s) to Continue · Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:42 pm

Wasn't that from Generic Blues?

Smiddle · Post by **Smiddle** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:43 pm

At least I remember that it's an Al quote

Post by **Miss Janine** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:08 pm

"My brothers and sisters all hated me/'cause I was an only child"

Yup, from Generic Blues. LOVE that one.

jbracciante · Post by **jbracciante** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:01 am

What Is the formula used to determine the area inside a pentadodecahedron? -Al (Eminem Interview)

Danicrzy · Post by **Danicrzy** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:39 pm

Al: "What do you think of this Black & Decker cordless power drill?"
Celine: "So powerful, yet at the same time, so light!"

That's just one of my favorites from Al-TV.

keemo · Post by **keemo** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 7:45 am

"This just in...... George Michael is not gay."

Post by **Well, Well, Well** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 7:47 am

He's not? Really?