What is your favourite funny line from Al (not in a song)

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Dr. Demento: What brand of accordion is George?
Al: I don't know.. it's the kind that my accordion teacher said "Hey Al! You want your parents to spend 600 bucks on this thing?" and I said "Wha?" and they bought it.
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For some reason, the "douchebag" line from this last "Al-TV" seems appropriately funny lately.
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Railok @ Dec 18 2006, 08:34 AM wrote: Dr. Demento: What brand of accordion is George?
Al: I don't know.. it's the kind that my accordion teacher said "Hey Al! You want your parents to spend 600 bucks on this thing?" and I said "Wha?" and they bought it.
Wait, his accordion's name is George? Cool. 8)
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"TOUCH MY POODLE!"
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"YOU TOUCHED IT! YOU TOUCHED MY POODLE! Thank you for touching my poodle!" That one makes me crack up every time.
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Post by Big Spoon »

Am I the only one that finds it a little weird that a lot of these "favorite lines" have come from the Al-TV the other night. Not that it was a bad Al-TV.
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Post by Well, Well, Well »

I wouldn't say it's weird. It's more people just posting what they thought was a funny part about the Al-TV. Al-TV is a great quote generator.
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I guess its just because they are fresh in people's heads...or something...
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