What are YOUR First World Problems?

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Really? It takes that long? :F
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My current First World Problem is that a pathological racist misogynistic fascist has a relatively good chance of taking power in the First World country where I live. :?

Such a first world problem to complain about, right????
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An advert for this horrible-looking Disney Channel show "Bizzardvark" is telling me that sitting on a swing eating a baguette is worse than the internet! Considering all the weird crap on the internet, I'd RATHER sit on a swing and eat a baguette! :x:

I think this is more first world!
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TMBJon wrote:My current First World Problem is that a pathological racist misogynistic fascist has a relatively good chance of taking power in the First World country where I live. :?

Such a first world problem to complain about, right????
I have the same problem!

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TMBJon wrote:My current First World Problem is that a pathological racist misogynistic fascist has a relatively good chance of taking power in the First World country where I live. :?
And he did.

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It's now about to become a third world problem.
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That awkward moment when one of 3 busses you take to work doesn't arrive and you already need to a girls' room, so you decide to sneak into the gym you haven't gone for 2 years, which is by the way in 6th floor with no elevator, and unfortunately you meet an instructor who is about to go to wc but lets you go first, so she sees that you just leave after exiting it :| . Also #ThugLife.

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Well, my science teacher decided to photograph me (I was being a loner at the human body exhibit playing about with what I could) playing a sperm-related game behind my back today at a museum with an exhibit on the human body. Let's just say that I have it worse and it will end up in my S6 yearbook for all to reflect and look back on. :lol: I know everybody has something horrible to end up in that one yearbook, so I'm not surprised I already have that one moment. ;)

To be honest, the rest of the day was good but I couldn't stop getting all embarrassed while eating my lunch. I was so ready to blow over in anger when I realised out she got away with it (even although she said "this'll be a good one for [my principal teacher in special needs department]" but I was too embarrassed to react. Poor me. :P ).
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Oh GOD. I'm so sorry, Heds. *hugs* The sperm game reminds me of something I saw in an episode of The Simpsons where players could shoot lasers to "make a baby" at a similar museum. :D I didn't think those sort of games at museums existed!

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