Donald Trump presents… WOWAY Apprentice: Game Play Thread

[BullMoose]

Oh my! I'm kind of excited, because I like all 3 of them.

But please, no arguing girls! Only one of you can have me, and I don't get to choose!

[TMBJon]

Haha, this is not a dating show, it’s a business show. Maybe we’ll do a spin-off. This show has been a huge hit.

[TMBJon]

Okay, Nathan. There’s one catch:
You and Katrina were both PMs last round, so you can’t be on the same team. Plus you wouldn’t want to pick her! She has the last immunity of the game. If her team loses, her teammate would be automatically fired.

So Nathan, between Wizzerkat and mellow weasel, who would you rather have join Team Groovy?

[BullMoose]

HMM. That makes sense, and also worried me when we got to the finals that someone with immunity can fail a task just to fire their partner. I'm glad that sort of situation has been avoided!

HMM. HMM HMM HMM.
I think I'd have to choose Kitty. She's been nice to me the whole game, so I think we should get along!

[TMBJon]

Okay. mellow weasel, congratulations, you’re on Team Groovy.

[TMBJon]

You had to know I'd do that, right?

We’ll make the necessary adjustments to the team affiliations shortly so you can use your private subforums, but Vikte, you’ll be teamed up with Nathan on Team Groovy for this challenge, which by the way is the final team challenge.

Vikte, what do you think about this? Nathan’s teammates have a pretty bad track record.
It’s like being the number two guy in al Qaeda! One by one. Bing bing bong bong bing.

[Wizzerkat]

You know how to bring the drama, Mr. Trump!

[TMBJon]

Of course, Vikte is probably sleeping right now, so she'll wake up to the alarming news. Vikte, if you read this later, let us know what you think about joining Team Groovy.


So before I tell you about this challenge, let me introduce to you my guest advisor.

When I started WOWAY Apprentice, I was number one in the presidential polls by a mile! The only guys who were even close to me were Scott Walker and Jeb.

In the months since then, as WOWAY Apprentice has only gotten more popular, Walker dropped out of the race and Jeb is... somewhere down at 4% last time I checked. He may be forced to drop out soon too, I don’t know.

The last thing I heard was yesterday he says he’s going to go back in time and kill Hitler. Wow, how heroic!
Hey Jeb, how about you go back in time and prevent your brother from going into Iraq???

[TMBJon]

Anyway, so Walker and Bush and Perry were all no competition. I figured I had this thing wrapped up.

Then all of the sudden, I have real competition for first place. Ben Carson.

Do you know him? He’s a tremendous guy. A gifted neurosurgeon who famously separated conjoined twins at Johns Hopkins University. So far on the campaign trail, he’s wowed us his his brilliant outsider ideas like: saying Obamacare is worse than slavery, repealing Medicare and Medicaid, implementing a flat 10% tax, the notion that going to prison turns men gay, and the theory that pyramids were actually used to store grain.

This guy has a really creative mind, and all five of those ideas I just mentioned make a lot of sense!

[TMBJon]

A few polls even have Ben ahead of me, but of course all of the truly credible polls still have me on top. But Carson is always a few points behind. Even though we’re both outsiders, they prefer me because Ben is too low energy… like Jeb! In fact, I’ve been trying to get Ben on the show for a few weeks now, but every time I call him he’s been asleep! I’m kidding, Ben, come on!!