Greatest Originals Compilation

[tomatochives]

Rules
- No parodies
- No polkas
- 12 is the magic number

[TMBJon]

Interesting topic.
Assuming this was going to be released to the public and it's not just my own personal playlist, here's my predicted tracklist:

Dare To Be Stupid
First World Problems
Frank's 2000" TV
Dog Eat Dog
The Night Santa Went Crazy (extra gory version)
The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota
Hardware Store
Midnight Star
Wanna B Ur Lovr (live)
Craigslist
Mission Statement
You Don't Love Me Anymore

[mellow weasel]

Mine is based solely on my personal preferences:

First World Problems
Why Does This Always Happen To Me
When I Was Your Age
You Don't Love Me Anymore
My Own Eyes
Pancreas
Germs
Callin' In Sick
Hardware Store
Craigslist
Good Old Days
Jackson Park Express

[FreedomHaul]

My top 12, in no particular order:

I Remember Larry
Dare to Be Stupid
Genius in France
Christmas at Ground Zero
Don’t Download This Song
Bob
Your Horoscope for Today
Craigslist
The Night Santa Went Crazy
Mission Statement
Since You've Been Gone
Dog Eat Dog

[FreeDeliveryFan]

I tried doing this last night and I got stuck lol. I guess some albums are bound to be left out, so this is my personal preferences that i would add

1.) Midnight Star
2.) Dare To Be Stupid
3.) One More Minute
4.) Dog Eat Dog
5.) You Don't Love Me Anymore
6.) Frank's 2000" TV
7.) Why Does This Always Happen To me?
8.) Skipper Dan
9.) First World Problems
10.) Everything You Know Is Wrong
11.) Your Horoscope For Today
12.) The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota

[anthontherun]

I'll also approach this as a compilation for mass consumption rather than a list of personal favorites:

Midnight Star
Dare to Be Stupid
One More Minute
Dog Eat Dog
Melanie
Good Old Days
UHF
The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota
You Don't Love Me Anymore
Albuquerque
Hardware Store
First World Problems

I feel like any original that was released as a single should theoretically be a shoo-in but I also would imagine that "Christmas at Ground Zero" would get passed over, and I cut "This is the Life" because three songs from DTBS on a 12-track set is too much. This seems a little too heavy on the 80s era, but it's hard to overlook most of those songs--I could probably get by without "Melanie" or "Midnight Star," but Al has always seemed especially proud of those, so I think they'd show up.

[Big Spoon]

1. Everything You Know Is Wrong
2. One More Minute
3. Frank's 2000" TV
4. Skipper Dan
5. You Make Me
6. Melanie
7. Good Old Days
8. First World Problems
9. Airline Amy
10. Hardware Store
11. Dog Eat Dog
12. Albuquerque

[Yankomaniac]

Yeah, originals are my favorite \m/ no special order.

1. I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead
2. Everything You Know Is Wrong
3. Dare To Be Stupid
4. You Make Me
5. Attack of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars
6. UHF
7. When I Was Your Age
8. One Of Those Days
9. My Own Eyes
10. Nature Trail To Hell
11. Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White
12. Albuquerque

There's too many I can't include with a limit of 12! (Frank's, You Don't Love Me Anymore, Dog Eat Dog, quite a few more)
Would have to make this a 2-disc originals collection.

[Yankomaniac]

Disc 2, assuming there would be only 12 tracks on each disc, which may not make the most sense:

1. Frank's 2000" TV
2. You Don't Love Me Anymore
3. Dog Eat Dog
4. Buckingham Blues
5. Happy Birthday
6. Callin' In Sick
7. Generic Blues
8. Skipper Dan
9. Cable TV
10. Young, Dumb & Ugly
11. Good Old Days
12. The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota

[tomatochives]

I call this one....

Guano Crazy

Happy Birthday
Midnight Star
Dare To Be Stupid
You Make Me
Trigger Happy
Talk Soup
Everything You Know Is Wrong
Bob
Virus Alert
CNR
My Own Eyes
Albuquerque

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