Somewhere between Tacky and Word Crimes, I think. I voted Word Crimes, because I'm the English major in my little group of friends, and like to help them out with their papers and writing projects.
I'm definitely NOT "Handy", and I don't have much use for "Foil". But I'm conscious about "Word Crimes", I can occasionally be a little "Tacky", and above all, I've been trying to overcome my tendency towards an "Inactive" lifestyle.
Ok so now we know why everybody dislikes Inactive so much, because it describes them too perfectly lol. I chose Word Crimes because even though I've become pretty lax on killing people who make mistakes, and I really don't care about grammar in social media (as can be seen in my posts), I am an English major and everything he says in that song is right on the money in terms of what's killing America's literacy.
...Well, I guess I believe in a TWA 800 conspiracy theory, so let's take 2% away from "Inactive" because I own a pull-up bar and use it oftensometimes once in a while.