Well, I used to google him daily (boy, that sounds dirty) to see if any new articles, websites or videos popped up. I have since given up on that practice due to lack of time and other conflicting interests (*coughcoughhusbandcoughcough*).
If you also consider "most miles flown for a Weird Al convention in which Weird Al wasn't even present", I'm way up there
Not to mention bonus points for meeting my spouse on a Weird Al message board (though there's a bunch of us in here with those bonus points as well)
Then again, I don't have any Weird Al tattoos