Unfunny Songs You've Written

[TMBJon]

Hoping to see a lot of songs in here by Mad Genius.

[Mad Genius]

TMBJon, thanks for starting this thread, but in all fairness, I think I should have started this one.

[weirdojace]

Weird Al should post Syndicated Inc. in here.

[amzo39]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6lzduebuZg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[oddaustin]

Weird Al should post Syndicated Inc. in here.

... and Eat It (gasp)

[Mad Genius]

Y'know, someone should change this topic to Unfunny Songs Al has written, considering this is taking us nowhere.

[TMBJon]

Maybe WeirdAbbott has some songs he could throw into this topic?

[Killingsworth]

Maybe WeirdAbbott has some songs he could throw into this topic?

...or David Tanny, for that matter.

[giantlobsterrobot]

I have just finished laughing hysterically at the fact that this thread ACTUALLY EXISTS! I mean, it makes sense that it exists because some of us do write unfunny songs. I guess I can post some of my unfunny songs here too.

What I think we need to do now is create a thread called, "Songs That Were Posted as Comedy, But Are Unanimously Not Very Funny."

Well... I guess I should post some links to some not funny songs I've written. Here it goes:

RAP WORLD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-CS1V9NQUk" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
This is a serious rap song I've written about rapping responsibly.

I have a few more rap songs that are ready lyrically, but not musically: "The Labyrinth of Where I'll Grow Old" and "Grades Don't Matter" are two more "serious" songs and "White Rapper" is a more humorous one where I make fun of myself for 3 minutes.

THE SONG I WROTE WHILE LOOKING AT PICTUES OF MY EX-GIRLFRIEND (this isn't true):
My twin brother is doing lead vocals, and I am doing the music and background vocals (drum machine/keyboard)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I0JBJeG9Jc" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I'm sure I have some parody/comedy songs around too that aren't funny, but were meant to be.

Enjoy not laughing. Ugh... I have such a hard time bringing myself to perform serious material! It's very unlike me. (I'll be posting some stand-up comedy within a day or so too.)

[Mad Genius]

...or David Tanny, for that matter.

No, Killingsworth, David Tanny's songs would be better suited for a thread, called "Worst Abominations You've Ever Recorded in Ten Years." That being said, if it's unfunny, (and by way of unfunny, you mean serious) I have maybe one or two that fit this bill, rather nicely.