AL-TV & AL-Music COMPLETE PLAYLISTS

[FredHuggins]

I WAS hoping to finish creating that cancer cure today, but the fact that the Internet still had no complete and definitive list of the contents of every AL-TV and AL-Music special was tearing my soul asunder. So I smashed my test tube on the floor and set to work. I'll add links to the rest of it later, if I feel like it. Enjoy!


AL-TV #1 (4/1/84)

HOUR 1:
• Introduction/AL-TV Theme
• “I Love Rocky Road” – “Weird Al” Yankovic
• “Once In A Lifetime” – Talking Heads
• The AL-TV Lost Weekend Contest

• “House Of Fun” – Madness
• “All Of The Good Ones Are Taken” – Ian Hunter
• “Whenever You're On My Mind” – Marshall Crenshaw
• Nutrition Break

• “The Safety Dance” – Men Without Hats

• The Coffee Drinkers of America ad #1
• “Jeopardy” – Greg Kihn
• “Let's Dance” – David Bowie
• Are You Getting AL-TV In Stereo?

• AL News (Mick Jagger; Duran Duran; Eddie Van Halen; Michael Jackson)
• “Love Stinks” – The J.Geils Band

• “Beat It” – Michael Jackson
• Michael Jackson world premiere

• Problem with the Michael Jackson world premiere
• “Shock The Monkey” – Peter Gabriel
HOUR 2:
• AL-TV Theme
• “Sharp Dressed Man” – ZZ Top
• “Owner Of A Lonely Heart” – Yes
• Yes’ audition tape

• “Eat It” – “Weird Al” Yankovic
• “Don't Box Me In” – Stewart Copeland/Stan Ridgway
• “Crumblin’ Down” – John Cougar Mellencamp
• Safety First

• “Burning Down One Side” – Robert Plant

• Musical Mike Kieffer
• The Coffee Drinkers of America ad #2
• “Run Runaway” – Slade
• “Rockit” – Herbie Hancock
• Cameos in the Rockit video

• AL News (Us 3 Festival; Barbara Streisand; Elvis Costello & Abba)
• “Undercover Of The Night” – The Rolling Stones

• “Soak It Up” – Barnes & Barnes
• The AL-TV T-Shirt

• “Down Under” – Men at Work
HOUR 3:
• AL-TV Theme
• “Uptown Girl” – Billy Joel
• “More Money More War” – Hisao Shinegawa
• Al's Mailbag (Paul McCartney Trivia Question; Drawing of a Horse; late contest entry)

• “Hell Hole” – Spinal Tap
• “Nothing Bad Ever Happens To Me” – Oingo Boingo
• “One In A Million” – The Romantics
• Al’s Concert Dates

• “I'd Do Anything” – Dead Or Alive

• Irv the Cameraman
• The Coffee Drinkers of America ad #3
• “Blind Vision” – Blancmange
• “Running With The Night” – Lionel Richie
• The AL-TV Toast

• AL News (Beatles history; Linda Ronstadt; Sting)
• “You Might Think” – The Cars
• “Rebel Yell” – Billy Idol
• Billy Idol’s favorite Stooge

• “Satisfaction” – Devo
HOUR 4:
• AL-TV Theme
• “I Want A New Drug” – Huey Lewis & The News
• “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” – Cyndi Lauper
• More Concert Dates/AL-TV T-Shirt

• “Song For A Future Generation” – The B-52’s
• “Doesn't Really Matter” – Platinum Blonde
• “Leave It” – Yes
• The AL-TV One Night Stand Contest

• “Up The Creek” – Cheap Trick

• The AL-TV Robot
• The Coffee Drinkers of America ad #4
• “99 Red Balloons” – Nena
• Harvey The Wonder Hamster
• Interview with Boy George

• AL News (John Cougar Mellencamp; Bill Graham; ZZ Top)
• “When The Lady Smiles” – Golden Earring
• “Balls to the Wall” – Accept
• AL-TV Sets the Record Straight: Is Paul Dead?

• Goodbye with Harvey
• “Ricky” – “Weird Al” Yankovic


AL-TV #2 (9/3/84)

HOUR 1:
• Introduction/AL-TV Theme
• “Eat It” – “Weird Al” Yankovic
• “Lucky Number” – Lene Lovich
• The AL-TV Party House Contest

• “Mexican Radio” – Wall of Voodoo
• “Dog Police” – Dog Police
• “I Don't Remember” – Peter Gabriel
• Nutrition Break

• “If I Had You Back” – The Rubinoos
• “We’re Not Gonna Take It” – Twisted Sister
• Are You Getting AL-TV In Quadrophonic?

• “Slow An’ Easy” – Whitesnake (interrupted by Al)
• AL News (Bruce Springsteen; Julio Iglesias & Ozzy Osborne; The Jacksons; Don King)
• “Calling All Girls” – Hilly Michaels
• Robert H. Ferguson endorses AL-TV
• “Panama” – Van Halen
• Al points out his cameo in the “Panama” video

• The AL-TV World Premiere of “State Of Shock”
• “State Of Shock” – Harvey Leeds
• “American Worker” – The Bus Boys
HOUR 2:
• AL-TV Theme
• “Adventures In Success” – Will Powers
• “Eyes Without a Face” – Billy Idol
• Billy Idol's Video Awards Nominations

• “Music Time” – Styx
• “Rappin’ Rodney” – Rodney Dangerfield
• “Legs” – ZZ Top
• The AL-TV Basement Tapes Competition

• “Wrong Heartbeat” – Richard Thompson

• The Sky High Solar Radio Skull Plate
• Joel Miller's Bongo Impressions
• “Predictable” – The Kinks
• “Stay The Night” – Chicago (with Al’s narration)
• The AL-TV Public Service Director

• AL News (The Rock Video Olympics)
• “I Love L.A.” – Randy Newman
• Roxanne endorses AL-TV
• “She Bop” – Cyndi Lauper
• The AL-TV T-Shirt

• “Cool Places” – Sparks & Jane Wiedlin
HOUR 3:
• AL-TV Theme
• “Shopping From A To Z” - Toni Basil
• “Footloose” – Kenny Loggins
• Al’s Mailbag (The Jacksons trivia question; an envelope full of chili; how to write to AL-TV)

• “Hyperactive” – Thomas Dolby
• “The Curly Shuffle” – The Jump ‘N The Saddle Band
• “Pressure” – Billy Joel
• Al’s Concert Dates

• “G.Q.” – The Seirens

• The Sky High Combination Sweatband and Solar-Powered Blender
• “Belly Of The Whale” – Burning Sensations
• “Clink! Clink! Another Drink” – Spike Jones And His City Slickers
• The AL-TV Watermelon

• AL News (The Jacksons; Slade; Prince; Jeff Beck)
• “Legal Tender” – The B-52’s
• The AL-TV Robot
• “Beast Of Burden” – Bette Midler
• Mick Jagger’s Secret Hidden Talent

• “Reunited” – Greg Kihn
HOUR 4:
• AL-TV Theme
• “Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang” – Monte Video
• “Bad To The Bone” – George Thorogood & The Destroyers
• More Concert Dates/AL-TV T-Shirt

• “I Know What Boys Like” – The Waitresses
• “Elmer Fudd Sings Bruce Springsteen” – Robin Williams
• “When Doves Cry” – Prince (with Al’s narration)
• The AL-TV One Night Stand With Al Contest Winner

• “Twisting By the Pool” – Dire Straits

• The Sky High Solar-Powered Portable Sensory Deprivation Tank
• “Jocko Homo” – Devo
• Harvey the Wonder Hamster
• Interview with Adam Ant

• AL News (The AL-TV Music Video Awards)
• “Wings Of A Dove (A Celebrity Song)” – Madness
• Robert H. Ferguson endorses AL-TV again
• “Ghostbusters” – Ray Parker, Jr. (with Al edited in)
• AL-TV Sets the Record Straight: Rock Music = Ancient Astronauts?

• Goodbye with Harvey
• “I Lost On Jeopardy” – “Weird Al” Yankovic


AL-TV #3 (7/7/85)

HOUR 1:
• Introduction/AL-TV Theme
• “Like a Surgeon” – “Weird Al” Yankovic
• “Crusin’” – Michael Nesmith
• The AL-TV Be A Roadie For Al Contest

• “$30 Guitar” – Pancreas Joe and the Eskimo Leftists
• “Don't Come Around Here No More” – Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
• Nutrition Break

• “Let It All Hang Out” - The Nails
• The Coffee Drinkers of America
• Hidden Secret Talents of Al’s Friends: Steve Jay’s fingers
• “The Time Warp” - The Rocky Horror Picture Show
• Are You Sure You’re Getting AL-TV In Stereo?

• “So You Ran” – Orion the Hunter (interrupted by Al)
• AL News (Bruce Springsteen; Ghostbusters; Prince)
• “Bongo Bongo” – The Steve Miller Band
• Elvira, Mistress of the Dark endorses AL-TV
• “Institutionalized” – Suicidal Tendencies
• Interview with Paul McCartney

• “Mind My Have Still I” – What Is This
HOUR 2:
• AL-TV Theme
• “I Do' Wanna Know” – REO Speedwagon
• “Head Over Heels” – The Go-Gos
• “Girlfriend Is Better” – Talking Heads
• Al's Trip To Japan

• “The Neutron Dance” – The Pointer Sisters
• “Singers” – Eddie Murphy
• “Rock ‘N’ Roll High School” – The Ramones
• Al’s Concert Dates

• “1-800” – Dog Police
• The Sky High Solar Radio Helmet
• Hidden Secret Talents of Al’s Friends: Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz’s doggie retch
• “Da Doo Ron Ron” – Karen Kamon
• “Naughty Naughty” – John Parr (with Al’s narration)
• AL-TV Door Prizes

• AL News (Phil Collins and Charlie Brown)
• “Through Being Cool” – Devo
• B.B. King endorses AL-TV
• “Feet Don't Fail Me Now” – Utopia
• The AL-TV T-Shirt

• “Vox Humana” – Kenny Loggins
HOUR 3:
• AL-TV Theme
• “One Step Beyond” – Madness
• AL-TV Logo
• “Just a Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody” – David Lee Roth
• Al's Mailbag (chain letter; Al gets a present; Tina Turner trivia question; how to write to AL-TV; Al earns a dollar)

• “Holiday Road” – Lindsey Buckingham
• “The Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun” – Julie Brown
• “Parade” – Andy Summers & Robert Fripp
• The AL-TV Waffle

• “Metal Head” – Blotto
• The Coffee Drinkers of America
• The AL-TV Robot
• “Looking For Clues” – Robert Palmer
• “Eat It” – “Weird Al” Yankovic (Japanese version)
• Rock Video Bleeps, Bloopers, Blunders and Practical Jokes

• AL News (Tom Petty; Phil Collins; Hall & Oates)
• “Voices Carry” - 'Til Tuesday
• Vanity endorses AL-TV
• “Wot” – Captain Sensible
• The AL-TV Duran Duran Essay Contest

• “Free Yourself” – The Untouchables
HOUR 4:
• AL-TV Theme
• “Genius Of Love” – The Tom Tom Club
• AL-TV Logo
• “Monster” – Fred Schneider
• More Concert Dates/AL-TV T-Shirt

• “Centerfold” – The J. Geils Band
• “True Men Don't Kill Coyotes” – Red Hot Chili Peppers
• “Breakaway” – Tracy Ullman
• The Yugoslovian Napkin Trick

• “Fish Heads” – Barnes & Barnes
• The Sky High Solar Radio Skull Plate
• Hidden Secret Talents of Al’s Friends: Jim West’s ice-sculpting tongue
• “I'm On Fire” – Bruce Springsteen (with Al’s overdub and narration)
• Harvey the Wonder Hamster
• Interview with Madonna

• AL-News (The AL-TV Music Video Awards)
• “Gratitude” – Danny Elfman
• Andy Taylor endorses AL-TV
• “Kissing With Confidence” – Will Powers
• AL-TV Sets the Record Straight: Does Prince Work For Satan?
• Liberace endorses AL-TV

• Goodbye with Harvey
• “This Is the Life” – “Weird Al” Yankovic


AL-TV #4 (2/3/87)

HOUR 1:
• Introduction/AL-TV Theme
• “Living With A Hernia” – “Weird Al” Yankovic
• “Beautiful World” – Devo
• B.B. King endorses AL-TV
• “Dentist!” – Steve Martin
• The AL-TV Boredom Weekend & Win A Planet Contests

• “School” – Emo Philips
• “Open Your Heart” – Madonna (with Al's narration)
• Bobcat Goldthwait sings Madonna
• Nutrition Break

• “Something To Believe In” – The Ramones
• The Sky High Solar Radio Skull Plate
• The Coffee Drinkers Of America
• The AL-TV Robot
• “And She Was” – Talking Heads
• “Subterranean Homesick Blues” – Bob Dylan
• Al’s Concert Dates/AL-TV T-Shirt

• “Going Down To Liverpool” – The Bangles (with “Another One Rides The Bus” overdub & Al’s interruption)
• AL News (The AL-TV Music Video Awards Nominees)
• “Sledgehammer” – Peter Gabriel
• Interview with John Cougar Mellencamp

• “Dare To Be Stupid” – “Weird Al” Yankovic
HOUR 2:
• The AL-TV Gong
• “Totally Nude” – The Wallets
• Greg Kihn endorses AL-TV
• “You Look Marvelous” – Billy Crystal
• Close Personal Friends Of Al

• “The Original Wrapper” – Lou Reed
• AL News (The AL-TV Music Video Awards Winners)

• The Coins Of America Collectors Set
• “Sara” – Starship (with Al’s narration)
• “You Can Call Me Al” – Paul Simon
• Al's Mailbag (junk mail; Publisher’s Clearinghouse; bills; late contest entry; a birthday present for Al; Corey Hart trivia question; how to write to AL-TV)
• Liberace endorses AL-TV

• “I Am By Your Side” – Corey Hart (with Al’s overdub & interruption)
• AL News (Bruce Springsteen; Bob Geldof; The Police; Huey Lewis; The Monkees; Van Halen)
• “Wonderin’” – Neil Young
• “Put Your Hand Inside The Puppet Head” – They Might Be Giants
• Harvey the Wonder Hamster

• Goodbye with Harvey
• “Christmas At Ground Zero” – “Weird Al” Yankovic


AL-TV #5 (4/20/88)

HOUR 1:
• Introduction/AL-TV Theme
• “Like A Surgeon” – “Weird Al” Yankovic
• Bobcat Goldthwait endorses AL-TV
• “We’ll Be Right Back” – Steinski and Mass Media
• “Where The Streets Have No Name” – U2 (with Al’s narration & interruption)
• Nutrition Break

• “Stay Up Late” – Talking Heads
• “Crazy” – Icehouse (with Al’s narration & interruption)
• Interview with Sting

• “Elvis Is Everywhere” – Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper
• The Sky High Combination Sweatband and Solar-Powered Blender
• “Either Way, It’s Fine With Me” – Randee of the Redwoods
• “Big Time” – Peter Gabriel
• The AL-TV Spend A Weekend At Al’s House Contest

• AL News (The AL-TV Music Video Awards)
• “Are You Experienced” – Devo
• “Paranoimia” – The Art of Noise
• “Faith” – George Michael (interrupted by Al)
• The AL-TV T-Shirt

• “Hourglass” – Squeeze
HOUR 2:
• The AL-TV Gong
• “Bad” – Michael Jackson
• “Fat” – “Weird Al” Yankovic (World Premiere)
• Al’s Concert Dates

• “Bridge To Your Heart” – Wax U.K.
• Vanity endorses AL-TV
• “Wonderin’” – Neil Young
• AL News (The Rock Video Olympics; George Michael)

• George Michael Speaks (with Al’s overdub)
• “Brilliant Disguise” – Bruce Springsteen (with Al superimposed)
• The AL-TV Pizza
• “Don’t Let’s Start” – They Might Be Giants
• Harvey the Wonder Hamster
• Al’s Mailbag (package from Peter Gabriel; an envelope full of Jell-O; late contest entry; trivia question; letter from George Michael; how to write to AL-TV)

• “Get It On” – Kingdom Come (interrupted by Al)
• AL News (The Beatles; Yoko Ono; Tiffany; Tipper Gore; Foreigner; Dirty Dancing; Linda Ronstadt; Cher; Jacko; Terence Trent D’Arby; George Michael; Harvey the Wonder Hamster)
• “It’s A Wonderful Life” – Fishbone
• “Got My Mind Set On You” – George Harrison (brief excerpt, with Al’s “(This Song’s Just) Six Words Long” overdubbed)
• Interview with George Harrison

• Goodbye with Harvey
• “Christmas At Ground Zero” – “Weird Al” Yankovic


AL-TV #6 (4/26/92)

HOUR 1:
• Introduction/AL-TV Theme
• “Fat” – “Weird Al” Yankovic
• B.B. King endorses AL-TV
• “Sweet Emotion” – Aerosmith (with Al’s narration)
• The AL-TV Buzz Cut
• “Come As You Are” – Nirvana
• Interview with Paul McCartney (1985)

• George Michael Speaks (with Al’s overdub)
• “Calling All Girls” – Hilly Michaels
• Al's Mailbag (late contest entry; Al's hidden talent; Al gets a present)
• “Hell Hole” – Spinal Tap
• A lonely Al fan's request
• “Girlfriend” – Matthew Sweet (Al’s re-edit & interruption)
• AL-TV's The Big Picture

• The Sky High Solar Radio Skull Plate
• “Brilliant Disguise” – Bruce Springsteen (excerpt, with Al superimposed) (1988)
• “This Note’s For You” – Neil Young
• Interview with Vince Neil
• “Everything About You” – Ugly Kid Joe
• Bobcat Goldthwait endorses AL-TV

• “Losing My Religion” – R.E.M. (with Al’s narration – excerpt 1)
• AL-TV News (Guns N’ Roses; Don Henley; MC Skat Kat; Hammer)
• “Alive” – Pearl Jam
HOUR 2:
• The AL-TV Gong
• “UHF” – “Weird Al” Yankovic
• “Losing My Religion” – R.E.M. (with Al’s narration – excerpt 2)
• AL-TV News (Boise, Idaho; Bill Clinton; John Mellencamp)
• “Rico Suave” – Gerardo (with Al's “Taco Grande” overdubbed)
• Interview with Def Leppard
• “Babalu Music!” – Ricky Ricardo
• The AL-TV My Dinner With Al Contest

• “Polka Your Eyes Out” – “Weird Al” Yankovic (live excerpt, from Dr. Demento’s 20th Anniversary Special)
• Interview with Paula Abdul
• “I Can't Dance” – Genesis (with Al superimposed)
• Liberace endorses AL-TV
• “The Statue Got Me High” – They Might Be Giants
• Al’s Concert Dates

• The Weird Al Story (re-cut excerpts of The Compleat Al)
• “Love Shack” – The B-52’s
• The Weird Al Story part two (re-cut excerpts of The Compleat Al)

• A creepy pair of lips endorses AL-TV
• “Right Now” – Van Halen (Al's re-edit & interruption)
• Interview with Tom Petty
• “Free Fallin’” – Tom Petty
HOUR 3:
• AL-TV Theme
• “Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies” – “Weird Al” Yankovic
• Al-aholics Anonymous
• “House of Fun” – Madness
• Al introduces the new “Black Or White” video
• “Black Or White” – Michael Jackson (Al’s re-edit and overdub)
• Al Unplugged: “You Don't Love Me Anymore”

• “Got My Mind Set On You” – George Harrison (brief excerpt)
• Interview with George Harrison (1988)
• AL-TV's House of Style
• “Don't Cry” – Guns N’ Roses (with Al’s narration)
• Al listens to new cassingles
• “She's Mad” – David Byrne
• Al imitates David Byrne’s behavior

• The AL-TV Pie
• “Bohemian Rhapsody” – Bad News
• Harvey the Wonder Hamster

• Interview with Ozzy Osbourne
• The Faxsex Hotline
• Goodbye with Harvey
• “Smells Like Nirvana” – “Weird Al” Yankovic


AL-Music #1 (8/14/93)

As I’m sure you’ll notice, very little of this special was all-new material. It was mostly recycled from AL-TV #6 (1992).

HOUR 1:
• Introduction
• “Fat” – “Weird Al” Yankovic
• Daily R.S.V.P.
• “Brilliant Disguise” – Bruce Springsteen (excerpt, with Al superimposed) (1988)
• Request for Bryan Adams
• “Sweet Emotion” – Aerosmith (with Al’s narration)
• People’s Heads Being Shaved
• Interview with Tom Petty

• “Eat It” – “Weird Al” Yankovic
• Al Unplugged: “You Don’t Love Me Anymore”
• “Don’t Cry” – Guns N’ Roses (with Al’s narration)
• “Girlfriend” – Matthew Sweet (Al’s re-edit and interruption)
• Rapid Fax (Top 12 Movies)
• Interview with Vince Neil

• Spotlight Intro
• The Sky High Solar Radio Skull Plate
• The Weird Al Story (re-cut excerpts of The Compleat Al)
• “Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies” – “Weird Al” Yankovic
• The Weird Al Story part two (re-cut excerpts of The Compleat Al)

• A fan at the window
• “Losing My Religion” – R.E.M. (with Al’s narration)
• “Polka Your Eyes Out” – “Weird Al” Yankovic (live, from Dr. Demento’s 20th Anniversary Special)
• Interview with Paula Abdul
• “Right Now” – Van Halen (Al's re-edit & interruption)
• Al bitterly introduces a video he was cut from
• “I Can't Dance” – Genesis (with Al superimposed)

HOUR 2:
• Al introduces the new “Black Or White” video
• “Black Or White” – Michael Jackson (Al’s re-edit and overdub)
• Al loves hockey
• “UHF” – “Weird Al” Yankovic

• Al roams the Toronto streets asking trivia questions
• “Rico Suave” – Gerardo (with Al's “Taco Grande” overdubbed)
• Al’s Concert Dates

• Interview with Def Leppard
• Interview with Paul McCartney (1985)
• Speaker’s Corner
• “Babalu Music!” – Ricky Ricardo
• Al introduces “Bohemian Rhapsody”
• “Bohemian Rhapsody” – Bad News
• The Rolling Stones trivia question
• Al pleases a caller

• Interview with Ozzy Osbourne
• Goodbye!
• “Smells Like Nirvana” – “Weird Al” Yankovic


AL-Music #2 (12/93)

HOUR 1:
• Introduction
• “Smells Like Nirvana” - "Weird Al" Yankovic
• Daily R.S.V.P.
• “Runaway Train” – Soul Asylum (Al's re-edit #1)
• A dying Al fan's last request
• “Green Eggs and Ham” – “Weird Al” Yankovic (live in studio)
• Stuff Al wants to see
• Ask Al (Nutrition Break; Surprise!)
• Interview with Sting (1988)

• “You Don't Love Me Anymore” – “Weird Al” Yankovic
• A letter from an outraged viewer
• “Heart Shaped Box” – Nirvana (with Al’s narration)
• Ask Al (Al’s favorite album; next year’s fashion craze)
• Interview with Prince (1986, from Weird Al’s Guide To The Grammys)
• Al changes his name

• “She's Mad” – David Byrne (excerpt)
• Al imitates David Byrne’s behavior
• The Sky High Combination Sweatband and Solar-Powered Blender
• Ask Al (Al’s most embarrassing moment)
• Harvey the Wonder Hamster
• Interview with Madonna (1985)
• “Like a Surgeon” – “Weird Al” Yankovic
• Al changes his name again

• A fan at the window
• “Jeremy” – Pearl Jam (with Al’s narration)
• “U Can't Touch This” – Hammer (with Al's “I Can't Watch This” overdubbed)
• Ask Al (the highpoint of Al’s life; Al signs an autograph)
• Interview with George Harrison (1988)

HOUR 2:
• Rapid Fax (upcoming movies)
• “Man on the Moon” – R.E.M. (with Al’s narration)
• George Michael Speaks (with Al’s overdub)
• “Achy Breaky Heart” – Billy Ray Cyrus (with Al's “Achy Breaky Song” overdubbed)
• Al’s Concert Dates

• Al builds up to a world-premiere
• “Garden of Eden” – Guns ‘N Roses (with Al superimposed)
• Al world-premieres a video that’s been playing for weeks
• “Bedrock Anthem” – “Weird Al” Yankovic

• Clip from “The Naked Gun”
• Speakers Corner
• “Bohemian Rhapsody” – Queen (with Al's “Bohemian Polka” overdubbed)
• Ask Al (Garth Brooks; the most painful thing in the world)
• Interview with James Brown (1987; recorded for AL-TV #4 but cut)
• Al pleases a caller

• Al goes to a dinosaur museum
• Interview with Bruce Springsteen (1986, from WAGTTG)
• Goodbye!
• “Jurassic Park” – “Weird Al” Yankovic


AL-Music #3 (5/15/96)

HOUR 1:
• Introduction/AL-Music Theme
• “Dare To Be Stupid” – “Weird Al” Yankovic
• Daily R.S.V.P. (Weezer request; pirate jig)
• “Friends of P” – The Rentals (with Al superimposed)
• “Runaway Train” – Soul Asylum (Al's re-edit #2)
• Request for Whitney Houston
• “Crazy” – Aerosmith (Al’s re-edit & narration)

• Ask Al (The Grammys; Beatles Anthology #17)
• Interview with Paul McCartney
• The Information Superhighway

• “1979” – Smashing Pumpkins (with Al’s narration)
• Harvey the Wonder Hamster
• Interview with Billy Joel

• Clip of Al and Coolio at the American Music Awards
• “Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me” – U2 (re-edit, with Al's “Cavity Search” overdubbed)
• Al imitates the video’s behavior
• Spatula City
• Ask Al (Billy Joe’s hair; Mariah Carey’s new album)
• Interview with Mariah Carey
• “Headline News” – “Weird Al” Yankovic
• Nutrition Break

HOUR 2:
• Clip from “Tapeheads”
• Al Unplugged: “Since You've Been Gone”
• The Can-Con Alarm
• “Ironic” – Alanis Morissette (with Al edited in)
• Interview with Robert Plant
• “Waterfalls” – TLC (re-edit, with Al's “Phony Calls” overdubbed)
• Al’s Concert Dates

• “Something To Believe In” – The Ramones (brief excerpt)
• More pirate jig
• “Living With a Hernia” – “Weird Al” Yankovic
• Ask Al (Al retrieves a quarter; Al hails a cab; Mentos)
• Interview with Madonna

• Is Al the Unabomber?
• “What's My Name?” – Snoop Doggy Dog (Al’s overdub)
• Road Reports Highlights (Rehearsal; the plane; Alaska; skiing; Juneau)
• “Amish Paradise” – “Weird Al” Yankovic

• Clip from “The Naked Gun 33 1/3”
• Speakers Corner
• “The Alternative Polka” – “Weird Al” Yankovic (edited from the original videos)
• Rapid Fax (Hootie and the Blowfish; paper cut)

HOUR 2½:
• “Gump” – “Weird Al” Yankovic
• Ask Al (Amish Paradise question; Al’s real name)
• Interview with Mick Jagger

• Talk Show Introduction Montage
• More Road Reports Highlights (why Canada is better than the U.S.; Calgary; Sound Check; Saskatoon hotel; Al talks to fans)
• Interview with Keith Richards
• Even More Road Reports Highlights (pre-show; The Big Nickel; the bus driver; Montreal; the road manager; bus safety rules)
• Goodbye with Harvey
• “One More Minute” – “Weird Al” Yankovic


AL-TV #7 (5/23/96)

HOUR 1:
• Introduction/AL-TV Theme
• MTV’s Brilliant Idea!
• “Smells Like Teen Spirit” – Nirvana
• “Smells Like Nirvana” – “Weird Al” Yankovic
• Nutrition Break
• “I’ll Stick Around” – The Foo Fighters (brief excerpt, with “The Alternative Polka” overdubbed)

• “Friends of P” – The Rentals (with Al superimposed)
• The Life of a Veejay
• “Lump” – The Presidents of the United States of America
• “Gump” – “Weird Al” Yankovic
• Harvey the Wonder Hamster
• “Closer” – Nine Inch Nails (brief excerpt, with TAP overdubbed)

• Beatles Anthology #17
• “Beat It” – Michael Jackson
• “Eat It” – “Weird Al” Yankovic
• Al plays with toys
• “Black Hole Sun” – Soundgarden (brief excerpt, with TAP overdubbed)

• “1979” – Smashing Pumpkins (brief excerpt, with Al’s narration)
• The AL-TV Be A Sperm Donor for Madonna Contest
• “Like A Virgin” – Madonna
• “Like A Surgeon” – “Weird Al” Yankovic
• Al meets his biggest fan
• “Bullet With Butterfly Wings” – Smashing Pumpkins (brief excerpt, with TAP overdubbed)

• A lesson about Canada
• “Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm” – Crash Test Dummies
HOUR 2:
• “Headline News” – “Weird Al” Yankovic
• Al rocks the Comodophone
• “Sex Type Thing” – Stone Temple Pilots (brief excerpt, with TAP overdubbed)

• “Runaway Train” – Soul Asylum (Al's re-edit #2)
• Al gets a tattoo
• “Money For Nothing” – Dire Straits
• “Money for Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies” – “Weird Al” Yankovic
• Al gets his tattoo removed
• “Bang and Blame” – R.E.M. (brief excerpt, with TAP overdubbed)

• “Runaway Train” – Soul Asylum (Al's re-edit #1) (1993)
• Al appreciates the arts
• “Give It Away” – Red Hot Chili Peppers
• “Bedrock Anthem” – “Weird Al” Yankovic
• Al Unplugged: “Since You've Been Gone”
• “My Friends” – Red Hot Chili Peppers (brief excerpt, with TAP overdubbed)

• “Ironic” – Alanis Morissette (with Al edited in)
• Al misses Alanis
• “Bad” – Michael Jackson
• “Fat” – “Weird Al” Yankovic
• Coolio’s beef with Al
• “You Oughta Know” – Alanis Morissette (brief excerpt, with TAP overdubbed)

• Al introduces Coolio
• “Gangsta's Paradise” – Coolio
• “Amish Paradise” – “Weird Al” Yankovic
• Al’s paper cut
• “Basket Case” – Green Day (brief excerpt, with TAP overdubbed)


AL-TV 2K (#8) (12/4/99)

HOUR 1:
• Introduction/AL-TV Theme
• “It's All About the Pentiums” – “Weird Al” Yankovic
• Harvey the Wonder Hamster

• Interview with Cher

• The AL-TV New Lead Singer For Van Halen Contest
• “Song For the Dumped” – Ben Folds Five
• Educational Film: “Crimes of Carelessness”
• Larry H. Finklestein: Attorney At Law

• AL News (Ricky Martin; Mariah Carey; ODB; John Popper)
• “Polka Power!” – “Weird Al” Yankovic (edited from the original videos)
• Interview with Steven Tyler

• “River” – Hanson (Director's Cut, interrupted by Al)
• AL News (Blair Witch; Austin Powers; Upcoming films; Being Corey Feldman)
HOUR 2:
• “I Miss You” – Björk
• Interview with Michael Stipe

• “Germs” – “Weird Al” Yankovic (from live concert video)
• Educational Film: “Germs and You”

• AL News (Garth Brooks; Joe C.; The Spice Girls; holiday releases; Fiona Apple)
• “Jurassic Park” – “Weird Al” Yankovic
• Ask Al (Al's new look; motor oil; Al's second-biggest fan; getting priorities straight; why “The Weird Al Show” is no more)
• “Wail” – The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion
• Al plugs his CD and video

• Interview with Snoop Dogg

• Goodbye with Harvey
• “The Saga Begins” – “Weird Al” Yankovic


AL-TV #9 (6/17/03)

• Introduction/AL-TV Theme
• “Bob” – “Weird Al” Yankovic
• “Complicated” – Avril Lavigne (brief excerpt, with Al’s “A Complicated Song” overdubbed)
• Interview with Avril Lavigne

• “I Want It That Way” – The Backstreet Boys (brief excerpt, with Al’s “eBay” overdubbed)
• Interview with Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake

• “Hot In Herre” – Nelly (brief excerpt, with Al’s “Trash Day” overdubbed)
• Harvey the Wonder Hamster
• “Angry White Boy Polka” – “Weird Al” Yankovic (edited from the original videos)
• Interview with Celine Dion

• Interview with Eminem

• Goodbye
• “It's All About the Pentiums” – “Weird Al” Yankovic


AL-TV #10 (12/15/06)

• Introduction/AL-TV Theme
• “I’ll Sue Ya!” – “Weird Al” Yankovic
• Interview with Jessica Simpson

• “Virus Alert” – “Weird Al” Yankovic (excerpt)
• Al explains what this show is
• “Polkarama!” – “Weird Al” Yankovic (edited from the original videos)
• Al’s MySpace Friends

• “Don’t Download This Song” – “Weird Al” Yankovic (excerpt)
• Al rants against political correctness
• “Weasel Stomping Day” – “Weird Al” Yankovic
• Al hands out food
• “Close But No Cigar” – “Weird Al” Yankovic
• Al warns us of what’s next

• “Confessions, Part II” – Usher (brief excerpt, with Al’s “Confessions, Part III” overdubbed)
• Interview with Kevin Federline

• “Do I Creep You Out” – “Weird Al” Yankovic
• Al’s favorite part of the show

• Goodbye!
• “White & Nerdy” – “Weird Al” Yankovic

Whew.

[Big Spoon]

Wow, thanks, Fred! That's awesome!

[weird_el]

Whew.

WOW!

[JEDM]

Impressive. Most impressive.

[Big Spoon]

AMAZING job, Fred!

[Elvis]

You've got too much free time.

Dave

[TMBJon]

Thank you quite sincerely, Mister Huggins. Much appreciated!!

[Grom]

So, these are available on YouTube, or what? Apologies for being so dense.

[Killingsworth]

So, these are available on YouTube, or what? Apologies for being so dense.

well, not all of them apparently....but still, Outstanding Job, Fred! (and apologies accepted, Grom...)

[FredHuggins]

You've got too much free time.

That's not in dispute. Actually, Dave, your old Trade page was a big source for this list, and some of the info you listed was WAY more unnecessarily detailed...

So, these are available on YouTube, or what?

Most of it is, in some form or another. I've posted links to everything played during the first three specials that's online somewhere, and I'll do the same for the rest of the list eventually.