The Big WeirdAbbott Topic (An Open Letter To WOWAY)

[WeirdAbbott]

Hey guys, I would have finished this parody sooner, but lately we've been having some...


Original Song

Don’t go outside
You’ll need a change of clothes
Yeah you, might need this-
Some sunscreen
And some gloves

Somethings’ out of sync
Cause I need
Shades and skis
Ohio-
Where it could snow in May

Cause it’s hot then it’s cold
It’s warm then it snows
Sun’s gone, then it’s out
Leaves green and then brown
Could snow through the night
Then melt before light
This isn’t much fun
This state is messed up

You, think it’s hot but please don’t go
You, in ten minutes it will snow-ow

Cause it’s hot then it’s cold
It’s warm then it snows
Sun’s gone, then it’s out
Leaves green and then brown

Why can’t it be
Just in sync
With seasons
At least let it be
A consistent degree
Eighty-six when snowing
This is so annoying
I should know that
It’s not gonna change

Cause it’s hot then it’s cold
It’s warm then it snows
Sun’s gone, then it’s out
Leaves green and then brown
Could snow through the night
Then melt before light
This isn’t much fun
This state is messed up

You, think it’s hot but please don’t go
You, in ten minutes it will snow-ow

Cause it’s hot then it’s cold
It’s warm then it snows
Sun’s gone, then it’s out
Leaves green and then brown

Someone call Al Roker
Got a case of weather bi-polar
I’m sick of all this weather
Changing all the time

Don’t go outside
Cause it’s hot when it snows

Cause it’s hot then it’s cold
It’s warm then it snows
Sun’s gone, then it’s out
Leaves green and then brown
Could snow through the night
Then melt before light
This isn’t much fun
This state is messed up

Cause it’s hot then it’s cold
It’s warm then it snows
Sun’s gone, then it’s out
Leaves green and then brown
Could snow through the night
Then melt before light
This isn’t much fun
This state is messed up

You, think it’s hot but please don’t go
You, in ten minutes it will snow-ow

Cause it’s hot then it’s cold
It’s warm then it snows
Sun’s gone, then it’s out
Leaves green and then brown

WEIRDABBOTT
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Also, after some time to think about it, I will be writing my year in review parody "2009"...but, it will be my very last one. I agree, the idea has kind of been worn to death, so after "2009" there will be no more year in review songs from me. (For those playing the home game, I have written one for every year since 2004 )

[Killingsworth]

Great New Parody, Abbot

...oh, and also...Tom Richmond FTW!

[WeirdAbbott]

Hey guys, my annual (and last) year in review parody...also, this is parody 150 for me!!


Original Song

Woo hoo hooooo!
Woo hoo hooooo!
Tiger had a big fall
Mark Sanfords booty call
Balloon Boy flew away
"Party in the USA"
No Oprah anymore
After year 24
There's no resession plan
We said "I Love You, Man"

Sully landed in the Hudson
Became an instant star
Britney Spears big comeback
Everything now has a czar
Susan Boyle dreamed a dream, now a celebrity
Saw "Up" a dozen times
And nothing, has been...
all right since

Chris Brown, Rihanna
First year for Obama
There was New Moon and Speidi
And Conan takes the late night seat
We feared for the swine flu
Bea Arthur, we will miss you
And we didn't feel alright
In two thou, two thou, 2009

Woo Hoo Hooooo!
(2009)
Woo Hoo Hooooo!

We got cash for clunkers
We wasted our time
Octomom, Jon and Kate
The White House Crashers crime
Cheating Letterman
We all played Beatles Rockband
Hangover was grand
Is Lady Gaga really a man?

Rouge ex-governor Sarah Palin
We tweeted about the comeback of Whitney Housten
Everyone has a show on the TV
Who really cares about Kendra? Gosselins?
(or Kardashians?)

Chris Brown, Rihanna
First year for Obama
There was New Moon and Speidi
And Conan takes the late night seat
We feared for the swine flu
And Swayze, we will miss you
And we didn't feel alright
In two thou, two thou, 2009

Woo Hoo Hooooo!

Transformers, Megan Fox
We all said goodbye to the King of Pop
And why did Kanye interrupt Taylor?
Please make him stop, stop, STOP
think back to...

Chris Brown, Rihanna
First year for Obama
There was New Moon and Speidi
And Conan takes the late night seat
We feared for the swine flu
And Farrah, we will miss you
And we didn't feel alright
In 2009

Woo Hoo Hooooo!

Chris Brown, Rihanna
First year for Obama
There was New Moon and Speidi
And Conan takes the late night seat
We feared for the swine flu
Billy Mays, we will miss you
And we didn't feel alright
In two thou, two thou, 2009

WEIRDABBOTT

[TMBJon]

No question this is your best year-in-review parody yet. Great way to send out the series!

[WeirdAbbott]

Two parodies in three days? I surely don't need...

Original Song

I think my teachers gone mad
Assigned an essay, yeah
And if this paper don't pass
I can't graduate

I've got a paper to write
It's gonna take me all night
I've got a paper to write
But I don't care

Dad said it's all up to me
"So don't let me down" yeah
It's now going on three
I've got nothing down

I've got a paper to write
It's gonna take me all night
I've got a paper to write
But I don't care

It's not like something will go awry
I know there won't be
I know I shouldn't worry
So I will get to writing at five
In the morning
So now I'll play Halo 3

I think my mom will be sad
But it is OK, yeah
I'm writing to mom and dad
To pass time away, yeah

I've got a paper to write
I've wasted most of my time
I've got a paper to write
But I don't care

I don't know why I waste all my time
I ought to think twice
Before I do anything
I think now I am ready to write
But it's calling
Facebook is calling me

I think my dad would agree
That I let him down, yeah
My paper was empty
But my name was down

Oh, I had a paper to write
I wasted all of my time
I failed, cause I didn't write
And I don't care

I really don't care
I really don't care
I really don't care
I really don't care
I really don't care

WEIRDABBOTT

[NMRodo]

Wow, I LOVED that parody. Ticket to Ride is my favorite Beatles song.

[Iamabrawler]

Great parody! The rythm is perfect. I like it.

[WeirdAbbott]

Thanks you guys, it is definitely my favorite Beatles parody I've written. Anyway, I've been pretty busy lately with school and whatnot- but Spring Break is next week and that gives me plenty of parody writing time. (Which is good because I have plenty of ideas)
-Two Lady Gaga songs
-Weezer
-Rihanna
-NIckelback
and Metallica could all be parodied soon.

Also, I have been messing around with Garageband lately and I am gonna make my first comedic original song recording soon along with my parodies...so get ready for that.

[TMBJon]

Nickelback has a hit??

[WeirdAbbott]

Hey all! Well, I'm just about to go on spring break...but I got one thing more than my lack of studying done. I just got done with a recording of my first original comedic song called "Welcome to FU". AND you can listen to it here.