Which Al Song Best Describes You?

DrDecay · Post by **DrDecay** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 12:09 am

Ya know I have always tried to live my life based on that one.
Lyrics:

I don't care about your karma (ditto)
I don't care about what's hip (Likewise)
No space cadet's gonna tell me what to do (Never listend to an space man)

I won't swim in your Jacuzzi (Only been hot tubbin)
You can't make me settle down (Never Married)
I'd rather kick and jump and bite and scratch
And scream until I'm blue (Oh yeah)

I may as well be hyper (Always jacked up on coffee)
As long as I'm still around
'Cause I'll have lots of time to be laid back
When I'm six feet under ground (Everyone will)

When are you
Cosmic cowboys
Gonna get it through your head (I know right)

I can't stand the smell of incense (Never did)
I don't really like to jog (I like running, not "jogging")
No Joni Mitchell eight-tracks in my car (ooh) (Too young to listen to Join Mitchelle)

I hate anything organic (I buy stuff at safeway, some organic stuff is Good 4 U)
Even health food makes me sick (That part I cannot live by because I am a veggie)
You won't catch me sipping Perrier
Down in some sushi bar ( Don't eat Sushi for "Other" reasons.)

I tell you, now's the time to go for
All the gusto you can grab (I do that everyday)
You'll have plenty of time to be low key
When you're laid out on the slab (Again, everyone will)

When are you
Cosmic cowboys
Gonna get it through your head (I know right)

I don't want no part of that vegetarian scene (Ha Ha, I wonder if he regrets this?)
I won't buy me a pair of designer jeans (I will not spend over 40 bones on a pair)
No redwood hot tub to my name (live in an apartment)

I got all that I want
And if it's all the same to you (yup)
I don't need a course in self-awareness
To find out who I am ( I know myself well)

And I'd rather have a
Big Mac or a Jumbo Jack (EWWWWWW thats gross)
Than all the bean sprouts in Japan (That sounds good) Epp, well I guess not all the time.

So don't ask me what I'm into (I agree)
I don't need to prove I'm cool (I am already cool)
I'll break your arm
If you ask me what's my sign ( I will freely give that info away, no need for violence)

I won't tell you where my head's at (On my shoulders)
I don't need to see no shrink (They suck anyway.)
Psychosis may be in this year (I wonder if he ment trippin?"
But I'm really not that kind (I agree)

And I'm in no hurry to be casual (Never am)
In fact I think I'll wait
Until I'm pushing up the daisies
(Like, wow, man, can you relate) (Most deffinatly)

Readin these lyrics makes me feel kind of young and old at the same time. I know what everything means, but I am not sure if the young kids and teens who are into Weird Al can really understand these consepts. I mean I guess ask any 13 year old who Joni Mitchelle is and they may say "Was that a contestant on American Idol?" Well anyway this was an amazing time killer!

Post by **Cohocat** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 1:37 am

The songs that best describe me would easily be White n Nerdy, Fat, Eat It('cause I'm really picky), and I Love Rocky Road.

sataneatscheezwhiz · Post by **sataneatscheezwhiz** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 7:30 pm

I was Callin' In Sick again yesterday. However, I am now miraculously healed just in time for my friend's birthday party. So I guess Happy Birthday works too.

Eyeball Chair · Post by **Eyeball Chair** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 2:25 pm

Nobody here but us frogs, because I like to say things that make no sence.

DrDecay · Post by **DrDecay** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:27 am

When are you cosmic cowboys gonna get it through your head....

liszilagyi · Post by **liszilagyi** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 2:18 am

probably
White and Nerdy- well, i am

Everything you know is wrong-well, thats what my friends (*cough cough* elkauppila) at school think

Genius in France- uh, enough said

L285 · Post by **L285** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 11:52 am

Such a Groovy Guy - Well, I just am, I can't help it

Cload08 · Post by **Cload08** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 10:26 am

I am like Skipper Dan - High dreams but not reality based.