I love Albuquerque, it's definetly one of my favorite songs.
Sometimes I sing it in gym class and I'm completely out of breath before we even start doing anything!
"How do we know you're not just as filthy, sent by him to nick the ring by being filthy, when you've lulled us with your filthy Eastern ways?"
(i don't actually remember this, i was too busy freaking out about being so close to Al to listen to the song) there's a town by scranton called wilkes barre (barre is pronounced "berry") and at the scranton concert after listing lots of berry donuts he said "got any wilkes barre donuts?" i WAS able to catch "donut filled donuts". and as i've said many times before, my friend and i saved ALL our albuquerque confetti. like, a whole big plastic bag full. i have like 2 or 3 pieces left
"Since when is hitting people with big metal sticks NOT fun?"
My Biggest statement on Albuquerque is after the big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril stole his lucky snorkel did he ever get it back or did he forget about it...
And from the Overanalyze This! department, I wish to announce that I have positively identified the World-Famous Holiday Inn. It HAS to be this onebecause it's the only one that was built before 1999. So now we know.