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My grandpa used to steal napkins and Sweet-&-Low from restaurants all the time.
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TMBJon @ October 15, 2008 11:56 pm wrote: ludovica, I'm quite sure he is taking them so he can wipe his FACE!!!
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My grandma always used to steal cookies from the All U Can Eat buffet and wraps them in napkins for my brother and me. Also, she would bring empty yogurt containers to ice cream buffets and she would scoop out a yogurt cup filled with M&Ms!
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hey KEIR that little stehpanie girl looks cute like that :)
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I don't take napkins for later, but then I hardly have to. The drive thru employees almost always include about four more napkins than I actually need, so I just take those home. :P
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At Taco Bell, I usually swipe a few more packets of hot sauce than I actually need...

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I basically take as many sugar packets, straws, napkins, tiny butter packets, tiny Vegemite containers, tomato sauce, tartar sauce (even though I don't even like the stuff) and plastic cutlery as I can fit in my pockets. :lookaround:

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You jerks :stern:
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Only Ludo came close to what my original theory was on this line. Although Patti is probably right, my first thought when I heard this was if Al and his gf park their car and get 'busy' at some point then they are going to need something to clean themselves off with when they are done. You certainly don't want to use any articles of clothing for that.

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uwvark @ October 16, 2008 01:26 pm wrote: Only Ludo came close to what my original theory was on this line. Although Patti is probably right, my first thought when I heard this was if Al and his gf park their car and get 'busy' at some point then they are going to need something to clean themselves off with when they are done. You certainly don't want to use any articles of clothing for that.

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Thank you.. Yep that was my immediate first thought also. :lol:

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