The Wacky Weird Al Vending Machine

Website · Post by **Teh Dingo** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 1:41 am

You get the Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota! How's they fit that in there, anyway?

I insert copy of a cheesy 80's slasher flick

ducttapeearth · Post by **ducttapeearth** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 1:44 am

You get Pauly Shore, the star of cheesy 90s comedies.

I insert a big ol' chicken pot pie.

Website · Post by **Teh Dingo** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 2:05 am

You get a lecture from Paul McCartney about his "personal beliefs" and he won't let you do the song

I insert the GIANT GENE SIMMONS!!!! Look out!!!!

Post by **ludovica64** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 2:13 am

You get some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril.

Oh Joy!

I put in a bag of kitty-litter

Website · Post by **Teh Dingo** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 6:24 am

You get bad breath....what else did you expect?

I insert Darryl Hall's career

Post by **Elvis** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 6:30 am

You get to wrestle Randy "Macho Man" Savage.

I insert Pat Sajak's head made out of tofu.

Dave

Website · Post by **Teh Dingo** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 6:38 am

You get tepid leeks! Oh no!

I insert a wet roll of toilet paper

Post by **Elvis** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 6:47 am

You get demoted from 'Moderator' to 'WOWAY Member'.

I insert anthontherun.

Dave

Website · Post by **Teh Dingo** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:00 am

Guh?

Um....you get an old lady who's fallen and can't get up

I insert the big nickel!

Ambra · Post by **Ambra** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:01 am

You get The Hooded Avenger, complete with big, artificial nipples. Lucky you!

I insert my Delta Airlines ticket to New Jersey.