The Wacky Weird Al Vending Machine

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jerAL
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Post by jerAL »

You get a yankobuck!

I insert a pair of Vans...
...man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.
-Joseph Addison
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WeirdMary0427
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Post by WeirdMary0427 »

You get a coupon to visit the Nature Trail to Hell.

I insert a lock of Weird Al's hair...
Twinkies Are Yucky
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Post by Twinkies Are Yucky »

You get Nina!

I insert Harvey the Wonder Hamster..
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Konadu
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Post by Konadu »

You get a rub-on spatula tattoo!

I insert one white glove.
"Care to give a sample to a pretty lady?"

"Sure. Do you know one?"
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TexMexDad
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Post by TexMexDad »

You get a scalpel and a roll of gauze

I insert a picture of Patrick Stewart and Bill Shatner.
Anything I might have said is just my 2 cents. Feel free to keep the change.
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Mystik Tomato
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Post by Mystik Tomato »

You get nothing - it can't decide on what you get.

I insert a box into the machine.
Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day.
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uwvark
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Post by uwvark »

You get a rubber Fat costume.


I insert a giant dinosaur tooth into the machine.

:peace:
I got 99 problems but BTD ain't one.
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WaffleQueen27
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Post by WaffleQueen27 »

You receive a Yankosaurus! Uh-oh, it looks hungry. :blink:

I insert a SOL disc.
"Like a zero drowning in a sea of higher numbers, I remain as ever intrigued, but no more astounded."
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uwvark
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Post by uwvark »

Uh-oh. The machine ate it. Looks like you're SOL.


I inserted my still beating heart with a fork sticking out.

:peace:
I got 99 problems but BTD ain't one.
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Mystik Tomato
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Post by Mystik Tomato »

You get a grapefruit.

I put in a different grapefruit
Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day.
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