The Moral Of The Story

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I learned to keep my ChapStick out-of-reach of guys who say they have a "coldsore".
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I learned not to give a woman a CZ. They can always tell,shhh!
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I learned that if someone pees in your sink, you better get it disinfected
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I learned not to marry/date ANYONE!
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I learned other people's opinion on office picnics.
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Post by Teh Dingo »

Who's up for a round of TMOTS?

Sorry about not posting last week. It was pretty rough over in the Dingo household, and long winded posts on a message board weren't a huge priority for me. Families, won't you? :rolleyes:


But enough downer stuff, this is supposed to be fun! Last time out, I asked for morals on Confessions Pt III! Everyone who played gets some new underwear and a hockey stick. The learned person, avesjohn, gets all that and a raise!


Good job everyone!


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If you haven't played before or need a refresher course on the rules, check this out, won't you?


This week, I'm looking for morals based on the Waffle King. I wonder if Waffle King has a creepy mascot too.....


As for your sample moral, I learned waffleness is next to Godliness.

Have a good moralful week, gang!
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I learned that cooking waffles isn't just an art form. It's a way of life.
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I learned that there isn't a batter any better than one made by a creepy guy who loves waffles as much as he does.
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I learned that, while the sun may be the center of our own solar system, the center of the universe as a whole not only created the heavens and the earth, but also waffles.
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I learned that Al should never try to make the world's greatest waffles in real life.
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