Make A Wish Have It Corrupted Al Edition 2.0

[Supermeat2005]

Granted, but they still call him a copycat...

I wish people would actually respect he parody genre (or gender, depending on if your Eminem or not)

[WeirdAbbott]

Granted, but then Al has a whole lot more compitition and his head explodes from the pressure to be the best.

I wish that Al could tell me which one of my parodies is his absolute favorite. (And "None of them" is an answer).

[louietheweaselfaceddogboy]

Granted, but he tells everybody including you. It isn't all that impressive now.


I wish Al would make another movie that would be a cult classic.

[childofthespiral]

Granted! It even starts its own classic cult, the UHFers.

I wish Al would help me get the willpower to take my cough syrup.

[Supermeat2005]

Granted, but now he can't take cough syrup, gets sick, and can't stop the coughing, causing him to lose his voice...

I wish Al songs appeared more in movies and television...
I see so many perfect times when they could have used an Al song and instead used some much worse, "normal" song....

[louietheweaselfaceddogboy]

Granted, but now all the "normal" song's artists hate Al.



I wish Al would get his hair cut to his more classic haircut.*





*I don't really want this to happen. I just ran out of ideas for now.

[ducttapeearth]

Granted, but the barber just graduated from Haircut University, and accidentally shaved off a huge strip of Al's hair, and accidentally died his hair bright pink.

I wish all airplanes would have huge pictures of Al on them.

[weirdal56206]

granted but the plane is un safe and everybody sues al
i wish al would go to a water park with me

[JEDM]

Granted!!

But he drowns

I wish Al would get me by computer back

[louietheweaselfaceddogboy]

Granted, but Al loses the mouse, keyboard, and even the monitor!


I wish that Al would do a second leg of the "Straight Outta Lynwood Tour".