Ode To Al 8
Ive been working nonstop on a problem
of great scientific interest (at least to me).
Ive already determined by years of experimentation
that the pleasure centers of my brain are most keenly stimulated
by the application of music, images, and thoughts relating to a particular curly-haired accordion-playing rock musician/composer,
and now Im experimenting to determine what dosage of this mood-altering essence should be applied for optimal enjoyment.
Committed as I am to this crucial research,
I have been using myself as a guinea pig (or possibly hamster)
and personally increasing my own dosage over the course
of the last quarter-century,
and I am up to a 24-hour-a-day application,
which I find extremely pleasurable but still suboptimal.
I believe that restructuring the solar system to allow for a 27-hour day
would bring the dose up to optimal levels;
however, I was so busy working on my Al research
that I never solved the problem of increasing the Earths orbit to extend
the hours in a day.
Perhaps Bermudas favorite band has got something. . .
Eight days a week might just do it.
- Karen
THANKS, GALS... 
