Make A Wish, Have It Corrupted - Weird Al Edition

Post by **JEDM** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:40 am

Granted!!!

But nobody's McFeeling the name change

I wish Al litterally scared the crap out of me

avesjohn · Post by **avesjohn** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:24 am

Granted, but then you'll just have crap in your pants, unless of course you're naked when Al scares you. Then again, if you're naked when Al scares you, both you and/or Al have some serious issues to work out...

I wish I knew when this topic was too big to moderate so we could start a new thread.

Post by **JEDM** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 7:35 pm

Granted!!!

But Al thinks it sucks

I wish Al was never a Klingon

weird user · Post by **weird user** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 4:21 pm

JEDM @ Sep 20 2007, 06:35 PM wrote:
I wish Al was never a Klingon

Granted. He's now a wookie.

I wish Al would punch my enemie in the nose.

Post by **JEDM** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 8:47 pm

Granted!!!

But its a bad punch

I wish Al was King of the wookies

Hippielishus · Post by **Hippielishus** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 10:50 pm

Granted!

But then he found out wookies don't have good hygiene, or deodorant.

I wish Al was king of the clean wookies

weirdal56206 · Post by **weirdal56206** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 1:24 am

but al is very dirty
i wish al would that a bath

weird user · Post by **weird user** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 4:55 am

weirdal56206 @ Sep 22 2007, 12:24 AM wrote:
i wish al would that a bath

Granted, but he takes a bath with your three main love interests, and you can't join.

I wish that Al would talk some sense into one of the two girls who turned me down tonight after I had asked them out.

Post by **Mystik Tomato** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 5:24 am

Granted, he does. And they do go out with you. At the same time.

And then you get eaten by a shark.

I wish that Fonzie didn't jump the shark

weird user · Post by **weird user** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 5:36 am

Mystik Tomato @ Sep 22 2007, 04:24 AM wrote:

I wish that Fonzie didn't jump the shark

Granted. One of either two things would have happened instead:
A)Fozzie (as in Fozzie Bear of the Muppets) jumps the shark instead, or
B)Whenever a television show goes downhill, it's called "jumping the trash cans", since Fonzie did jump over trash cans on his motorcycle.

And since your wish has nothing to do with Weird Al Yankovic, the choice that you don't choose ends up happening.

I wish that when Al finally takes his long-awaited bath, he sings a parody of Rubber Duckie.