The Moral Of The Story

[Well, Well, Well]

I learned my daily routines are...creepy. Who knew?

[Akrovak]

I learned that the following statement ...

"Hey! Honey! Where's your blouse?!"

... along with a couple deep inhales ...

... can either get you arrested or married.

I love ya, sweetie! And Happy Valentines! And don't mind this ladder outside your bedroom window.

(dang, but her blouse is intoxicating! oh yeah! yeah! I'll be back ... uh, later)

[jerAL]

I learned that a stalker can make an excellent late-night safety escort home from work...

[Rammer124]

I learned its OK to carve someones name in your leg. It still hurts, but its OK. Kit ur amazing!


()))((())
((()((())
()(Kit())
())()((()
(()(())()
(........)
(ooooO)

by the way, tell me how i did on my leg. its the first time ive tried.

[weirdalisthephantomoftheopera]

I learned that when I guy tries to stick your fingers in his mouth, he really cares about you. Hey, he even looks through a telescope to make sure you're ok. If that's not love, I don't know what is.

[childofthespiral]

That telescope is in the video, not the song.


I learned that Al knows where I live. And where I work. uh oh.

[weirdalisthephantomoftheopera]

That telescope is in the video, not the song.

Sorry... Just ignore the telescope.

[childofthespiral]

Naw. We'll assume you were psychic and intuited the telescope.

[weirdalisthephantomoftheopera]

Works for me!

[childofthespiral]

Are we allowed to post a second moral we learned?