Make A Wish, Have It Corrupted - Weird Al Edition

Post by **Well, Well, Well** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:20 am

Granted, but Christmas is overtaken by Chanukah and the songs become obsolete.

I wish Al finished every album with an Albuquerque-esque song.

Insert Coin(s) to Continue · Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:23 am

Granted, but New Mexico would soon run out of funny sounding cities.

I wish Weird Al would put out every concert-only song he's ever done on CD.

Post by **Kristine** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:24 am

**dangit, i give up on this thread... too many people post right when i am**

Insert Coin(s) to Continue · Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:25 am

Sorry

Post by **The Doctor** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:33 am

Granted, but then it's sold out everywhere, and you can't find one unless you buy one for $200,000 on ebay.

I wish that I had a tiny computer chip implanted in my brain that played every Weird Al song, and would automatically buy all of Al's new albums and add them to the playlist.

Post by **Big Spoon** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:46 am

Granted, but then you would grow sick of Al's music.

I wish Al would guest star in The Simpsons again.

Post by **Well, Well, Well** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 8:14 am

Granted, but the clip of him would shine a negative light on Al because of the racist character he plays.

I wish all Al's cds had 27 tracks on them.

Post by **Big Spoon** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 8:22 am

Granted, but 15 of the tracks would not be funny at all

I wish Al would write a song about the movie Team America.

Post by **Well, Well, Well** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 8:39 am

Granted, but it would be extremely vulgar and of a sexual nature.

I wish Al played shows in Hawaii.

Fri Dec 01, 2006 9:24 am

Granted, but the world isn't ready for slack-key accordion.

I wish Al would go back to giving out boxers during One More Minute instead of those tighty-whiteys. They're so UNDERWEAR-ISH.