Make A Wish, Have It Corrupted - Weird Al Edition

[GrayJ]

Granted, but there would be no secret "YOU SUCK!" message in the video for White and Nerdy, and the entire video is turns into a bunch of crapola.

I wish Al had his own cereal.

[Well, Well, Well]

Granted, but ALphabets was already taken, and no one can think of a better pun.

I wish time machines weren't real.

[ducttapeearth]

Granted, but you are shunned for making a wish that has nothing to do with Al .

I wish Al would win a Grammy for SOL.

[Well, Well, Well]

Granted, but Al's real grandma becomes super jealous when he is given an old lady everyone calls 'Grammy.'

I wish Al had a female member in his band.

[GrayJ]

Granted, but the female member is Gwen Stefani. Oh no!

I wish Al was an Oscar Mayer weiner.

[Well, Well, Well]

Granted, but Lindsay Lohen eats you...and throws you up after the meal.

I wish Al toured with roadies.

[ducttapeearth]

Granted, they're all fat with tatoos.

I wish SOl was released on vinyl.

[Well, Well, Well]

Granted, but no one owns a record player anyway.

I wish Al used the f-word in his music a lot.

[GrayJ]

Granted, but Lindsay Lohen eats you...and throws you up after the meal.

That would happen to Al? Double oh no! I just love that little edit button.

Granted, but Al :censored:s a , and he is totally ed. Oh, and he never gets married for being very obscene. In more than one way.

I wish Al would release a "rarities" album.

[Bruce the Duck]

Granted, but then we all realize how crappy most of the rarities really are.

I wish Al would release a live album.