And we have lyrics! (transcribed by moi)
You're Pitiful (parody of You're Beautiful by James Blunt)
My life is brilliant
[What? Was I too early? I'm sorry... Should I? Do you want to start over , or?... Keep going ...OK now, now]
My life is brilliant
Your life's a joke
You're just pathetic
You're always broke
Your homemade Star Trek uniform
Really ain't impressin me
You're suffering from delusions of adequacy
You're pitiful. You're pitiful. You're pitiful. It's true
Never had a date that you couldn't inflate
And you smell repulsive too
What a bummer being you
Well you just can't dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know
Still calls you farty pants
But you always have a job
Well, I mean
As long as you still can work that Slurpee machine
You're pitiful. You're pitiful. You're pitiful. It's true
You're half undressed
Eatin chips off your chest
While you're playin Halo 2
No one's classier than you
la la la la
la la la la
la la la la ...loser
You're pitiful. You're pitiful. You're pitiful. It's true
Your dog would much rather play fetch by itself
You still live with your mom and you're 42
Guess you'll never grow a clue
Well it just sucks to be you
You're Pitiful
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I seriously just ran around my house, then outside my house (so all the neighbors could hear!) yelling "OH MY GOD NEW WEIRD AL SONG! NEW WEIRD AL SONG!" before I even listened to it.
I'm pathetic.
I'm pathetic.
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I sure would like to be able to comment on this song.
It's great to have a new Weird Al song! The parody is great. I wonder why it was posted. I concur that it's probably because it's being dropped from the album for some reason.
BTW, El, in each chorus of the lyrics he says "You're pitiful" three times, not two.
It's great to have a new Weird Al song! The parody is great. I wonder why it was posted. I concur that it's probably because it's being dropped from the album for some reason.
BTW, El, in each chorus of the lyrics he says "You're pitiful" three times, not two.
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Thanks, El. It's nice to see the lyrics.
A few minor corrections:
As long as you still can work that Slurpee machine
Only 3 groups of la la la la's
Jeremy covered the you're pitiful thing.
Thanks, Jeremy.
I love this song!!!!
A few minor corrections:
As long as you still can work that Slurpee machine
Only 3 groups of la la la la's
Jeremy covered the you're pitiful thing.
Thanks, Jeremy.
I love this song!!!!
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So awesome!
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So awesome!
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I decided I like the song so much, it needed a cover art. Here it is-->
Parody of James Blunt You're Beautiful Single
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Parody of James Blunt You're Beautiful Single
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