Weird Al Survivor 6 Gameplay Thread

[Teh Dingo]

I have heard from two of the three judges.



First, I have a special announcement. Because both tribes went out of their way to include images, I included both of them in the judges scores, and on top of that, I'm giving each team one extra point! (Remember, that may not meran much, but it will in a future challenge)

Judge 1


Tribe "Bedrock":

Creativity:
4 -

Accuracy:
5 -

Humor:
4


Spelling/Grammar:
4 -





Tribe "Anthem":

Creativity:
3 -
Accuracy:
3 -
Humor:
4 -
Spelling/Grammar:
2







Judge #2

Tribe Bedrock

Creativity: 4
Accuracy: 5
Humor: 4
Spelling/Grammar: 5


Tribe Anthem
Creativity: 4
Accuracy: 4
Humor: 5
Spelling/Grammar: 4


Tribe Bedrock wins 36-30



















Tribe Bedrock is.....




















The Castaways!
Castaways win immunity!

[Teh Dingo]

Castaways




: Hello, Crazy Ernie ... we called earlier about that house on 27 Weird ALley.
Crazy Ernie: Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste (woo woo). ["Hot Rocks Polka"]


: Crazy Ernie, we'd really like to ask you a few questions about the new house. Would that be okay?
CE: I said yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah). ["Alimony"]

: Uh ... okay. First off, if we decide not to buy, you're not going to really club that baby seal to death ... are you?
CE: Although his lifestyle may seem crass, I really wouldn't knock it. ["Alligator"]

Whew, that's good to know ... we're all quite fond of baby seals. So, our first question about the new house. We notice the fine surrounding area ... what fun things are there to do?
CE: You can sit around the house and watch "Leave It To Beaver". ["Dare To Be Stupid"]

That doesn't sound like a lot of fun ... anything else?
CE: Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA ... Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet. ["Dare to be Stupid"]

So are you telling us this neighborhood will turn us into yuppies or something?
CE: I'd rather kick and jump and bite and scratch. ["I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead"]

Same here. How about surrounding attractions? Anything really close by that just yells out, "VISIT"?
CE: Oh, there's a party at the leper colony. ["Party at the Leper Colony"]

Sounds kind of fun ... how do we get there?
CE: You do eighty in second gear ["She Drives Like Crazy"], going up and down all around the bends ["Polka Party!"], [and then] ride back to Naboo. ["The Saga Begins"]

: Naboo?
CE: What have you got to lose? If you like the six o'clock news then you'll love [the] Nature Trail To Hell. ["Nature Trail To Hell"]

Uhh ... okay ...
CE: Please don't reveal the secret ending to your friends. ["Nature Trail To Hell"]

Trust us ... we won't. Okay, we have some specific questions about the house ....
CE: Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no. Don't know, don't know, don't know ....["Smells Like Nirvana"]

Well, you should ... you're the realtor!
CE: Go on, beg me... lemme hear you say "pretty please"! ["Waffle King"]

Pretty please? Anyway, when was the house built?
CE: The night Santa went crazy. The night St. Nick went insane. ["The Night Santa Went Crazy"]

That long ago, huh? Are there any recurring problems with the structure of the house?
CE: I'll repair for you (when the roof starts to fall). I'll repair for you (all the cracks in your wall). ["I'll Repair For You"]

: But, you're just the realtor ... not the handyman. Are you sure you're able to make that promise?
CE: If you don't mind my hairy butt crack every time that I squat. ["I'll Repair For You"]

: Ewwww! I think we'll just call for outside help. Any suggestions?
CE: Please stick to the seven-digit numbers you're used to. ["Phony Calls"]

That's not a lot of help ... can't you give us the name of just one good household repair person?
CE: Well, my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder. She's all crazy 'bout that Eddie Vedder. ["My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder"]

That's awesome ... do you have his number?
CE: Roto-Rooter 6-5000. ["The Plumbing Song"]

Thanks. And how about bedrooms ... are there enough for all of us?
CE: No ... which is to say, they don't exist. ["Unicorn"]

Well, that's not good ... where are we all supposed to sleep?
CE: Down in Dagoba, where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda. ["Yoda"]

Well, we're rather disappointed. We thought we would be able to sleep in the house.
CE: You kids today ain't never had it tough. Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate. You lazy brats think nothing's good enough. ["When I Was Your Age"]

I think we've decided against buying this house ...
CE: Don't play that song, that "Achy Breaky" song. ["Achy Breaky Song"]

... and we really feel like you're trying to screw us over ...
CE: Gotta get you in an upright locked position. ["Airline Amy"]


... so, we are going to have to say no and look for a different realtor.
CE: You better ask yourself, do you feel lucky, punk? Because I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day. ["Trigger Happy"]

Was that some kind of threat?
CE: Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore. ["You Don't Love Me Anymore"]

We never did! We're SO out of here!
CE: Well, I sure hope I do better next weekend on The Price Is Right, -ight, -ight. ["I Lost On Jeopardy"]

We just don't see it happening ... see ya!
CE: The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound watermelon in your colon. ["Your Horoscope For Today"]

And you, sir, are just a nasty individual!
CE: I know you'll never be as wonderful as me, but at least you can try. ["Such A Groovy Guy"]

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Poor Mountaineers




Question: So Ernie this is a nice house but I noticed that one of the rooms smelled very putrid! Why was this?

Ernie: Well, you see it was so rotten here that it was like the last day before trash day and the place was getting kinda nastay thought the owners could leave it for one more week Even though the garbage they knew would reek Then, um, they’re takin'
Birthday cake 'n'
(Oh) Chili and greasy old bacon
Throw it all on top of the mess they been makin' Wife's so mad, she starts to shakin'
Leaky bag, 'n' now that girl is gaggin'
She's naggin'
"I need you to get that stuff off the kitchen floor"
"Is that too much to ask for?"
Then I said
Get Some Lysol, some Comet
I got a mop and it's got your name on it
oh and Careful not to breathe the fumes
Check it, garbage piles are goin' all the way to the bathroom
Turn into toxic waste sometime this afternoon
Better get a Hazmat suit and a push broom
Oh

We got all the garbage out but I guess the smell is still there? Oh well, I’ll knock off 500$ and get some Lysol.

Question: What do people do for fun here!?

Ernie: Well, They party at the Leper Colony, Where finger food and an ice cold keg won’t cost you an arm and a leg!

Question: What are the neighbors like around here?

Ernie: The shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long and anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel!

Question: I thought that the owners said they weren’t going to sell it how did you get them to change there minds?

Ernie: I turned around and stabbed them RIGHT IN THE FACE!

Question: Where is the house located?

Ernie: In a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait Shop, you know the place

Question: Ok, Well how big is the house?

Ernie: You Canadians have a word for everything!

Question: That didn't answer the question. Anyway, well, I know that the house is averaged sized but really expensive, is that absoulutly true?

Ernie: Everything you know is wrong.

Question: Not everything! How big is the furniture in it?

Ernie: It's Frank's 2000" TV
Everybody come and see
Frank's 2000" TV



Question: Uhhh, ok. What about the financial stuff?

Ernie: Can I borrow 20 bucks?

Question: NO! How much does this cost?

Ernie: You Don't Love Me Anymore

Question: I NEVER LOVED YOU! Well, what about cable and appliances?

Ernie: All you get is UHF but WE GOT IT ALL ON UHF!

Question: What about internet connections?

Ernie: I can get all the Metillica songs I want for free.

Question: I see this is a gated community, is it a simple community?

Ernie: It’s an Amish paradise, no phones, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury, like Robinson Caruso as primitive as can be.

Question: Ummmmm ok, What can kids do for fun around here?

Ernie: Well, they can buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet, or they can sip on Perrier’s down in Central Pei (that’s in the little France district)

Question: How educated are you?

Ernie: I was last in my class, barely passed at the institute but now I’m trying ooooooooooooooh I’m trying to avoid getting boughten out!

Question: How much does this dream house cost?

Ernie: $2,727,272.72

Question: How much is your commission?

Ernie: On a house this big 27%

YOU ARE SO STUPID! I guess I'll take it for the sake of the baby seal.

[Teh Dingo]

Welcome Poor Mountaneers to Tribal Council


This is where you will answer for your actions and your contributions to the tribe. Please take a torch and light it in the fire.

At Tribal Council, fire represents life on the island. As long as your torch is lit, you will remain in the game. When the fire goes out, you go home. Well ... okay ... maybe you ARE home already ... but you're out of the game anyways.



Kayy911


queen_and_weirdal_fan



twinkieweinersandwiches24-7


weirdalfan95


thepowerofpolka





Send your vote to Driew La 27 by Wednesday July 13th by 6 pm est. Votes sent to me will not be counted and will be regarded as a non vote unless you resend your vote to Driew La 27! Please use their actual SCREENNAME [NOT their real name or any Survivor nickname you may have for them], so that it will be easier for Driew to tally the votes. You can include a reason if you'd like, but it is not necessary, and no comments will be mentioned to anyone else during this Tribal Council. PLEASE NOTE: If any Tribe Members fail to vote by the end of Tribal Council, their vote will count as an automatic vote against them! Once all the votes have been cast, or once the time deadline for Tribal Council has passed, I will tally and then read the votes

[Teh Dingo]

I'm thinking of something orange.
Something Orrrrrrrrange!!!
Give up? It's an orange!



Tomorrow's challenge will be posted at 8pm. This will be a team challenge and time will be important. You do not have to be here, but it is recommended.

[Teh Dingo]

The votes are in













The next person voted out is....

thepowerofthepolka

thepowerofthepolka, the tribe has spoken Please feel free to say some final words



The next challenge will be posted in 42 minutes!

[Teh Dingo]

Please read all the rules CAREFULLY as I will not be answering questions about the challenge once it begins. Don't hurt your team's chances!


Challenge 7: RANSOM!!!


Stanley Spadowski's been kidnapped.....AGAIN! Geez, how much bad luck can one guy have?


The kidnappers have sent a ransom note. And to avoid tipping anything to the authorities, much like in classic movies, each letter of the ransom note has been clipped from a newspaper or magazine (Or in this case...Al related materials). The kidnappers have promised to release Stanley only if their demands are met.



They really want money, and they're threatening to kill him! But I bet if we figure out what's going on with the ransom note, they'll cooperate (Yeah, that's a stretch...go with me!)


Your job is to solve where each of the letters comes from. Sounds simple right? Wrong! Much like in All Stars, this challenge will be judged on speed as well as accuracy! When I receive your answers, I will calculate the amount of time left until the end of the challenge, in minutes. I will then multiply that number by the number of correct answers you have submitted.

Time left in the challenge (In minutes)
x
number of correct answers


So.....you can send in a list of only half the answers at an early time and get a great score, while conversly, you can send in all the answers towards the end of the challenge and get a lousy score. Regardless of what you choose to do, You must at least answer 30 of them before you send it in!

You will have until Friday night at 11:59 pm EST. If I get both tribes entries before then, I will announce them early.

Be as specific as you can, or you may not get credit.



Survivors ready and go!

[Teh Dingo]

And because I'm such a nice guy, I decided to read the note and tell you exactly what it says

Survivors
I have Stanley Spadowski
He is blindfolded
Give me money or I kill him
Thank you

[Teh Dingo]

Forgot to add, I'll only accept one entry per tribe, and the one entry I get is it. If I see any others they will not be read

[Kayy911]

are there gunna be repeatS?

[anthontherun]

None of the letters are duplicates, although there may be multiple letters from one source.