Here is the Hibachi Dealer's song:
Ye best be droppin yer cutlass and be hearin what i tells ya
It be time for us't join ye sword fight,
It be time to let ye yo'ng grow up to be pirates,
It be time for the nasty li'l buggers to be-a bitin,
Ye's best be puttin' yer plunder in one chest,
Ye's best be countin' yer parrots before they squack,
Ye's best be sellin' some rum b'fore it be time,
Ye's best be findin' yer'self a bloody itch to scratch,
Ye's best be stranglin' all the Charmin ye's bein' able to,
When Col. Whipple's walkin' the plank,
Stick your head in a treasure chest and find yer'self a gem,
Cry "ICEBURG!" with yer mouth full,
Bite the hook that thou be eatin' from,
Bite off more than ye's bein' able ta chew,
What's can ye do?
Dare to be skurvy,
Steal some dimes n' nickels,
Watch fer Captain Goodbar,
Get yer plunder pilin' now,
I'll show ye how,
Ye can dare to be skurvy.
Youst can turn to the other sea,
Youst can just give up the ship,
Youst can drink a lot of rum and fall flat on ye bum,
Dare to be skurvy,
Come on and dare to be skurvy,
It be's not easier than this,
We're all robbing Peru,
Arrr!
It be'est time to make a mountain out of a landmass,
Should I be makin' ye a dead man?
There be's no more time for crying over spilled loot,
Now it's time for crying in your rum,
Settle down, raise a crew, join the Brethren of the Coast,
Buy yerself a sensible girl and a parrot,
Then pillage 'till yer broke, and we's be sailin' away.
'Tis not punishable... ye can dare to be skurvy,
'Tis like spittin' on a fish,
'Tis like beatin' up rich men,
'Tis like I told, ye's got to steal one if ye want to get one free,
Dare to be skurvy
Arrr. Why ain't ye's darin' to be skurvy?
It be's so easy for ye landlubbers to do,
We's be waitin' for thou, Arrr!
Burn your candle without a Lanthorn,
Shoot a seahoarse in the mouth,
Old tobacco can be your bucko,
Buckos can be a corsair achiever,
Ye can sit around the hull,
And watch "Leave It To Blaggard",
The fate is up'ta thee,
So what are ye best be doing?
Dare to be skurvy,
Dare to be skurvy,
What did I tell?
(Dare to be skurvy)
Arrr, what did I tell?
(Dare to be skurvy)
Arrr, Jack Ketch,
(Dare to be skurvy)
We can be skurvy 'till dawn,
(Dare to be skurvy)
Yo-ho, join the chantey,
(Dare to be skurvy)
Scream it out loud,
(Dare to be skurvy)
Aye, I can't be hearin' ye,
(Dare to be skurvy)
Arrr, I can hear ye now.
(Dare to be skurvy)
And here is the Rabid Wolverine's song:
The Rabid Wolverines Present:
Dare Ye Te Be A Swashbucklin' Fool! Arr!
Arg, drop yer saber and hear me words,
It be time for us to start up the fight
It be time to let yer kiddies grow up ter be cabin lads
but don't let the seagulls bite!
Ye better put all yer swords in one holster,
Ye better count yer parrots before they hatch,
Ye better steal some rum so we can act dumb,
Ye better find yerself an eye patch to match!
Ye better spend all the booty that ye can
While Captain Al is not around
Stick yer head in the briny deep and get yer brain waterlogged
Speak with yer mouth full
Gnaw on the hand that feeds ye
Drop yer hooks and peg legs
What can ye do?
Dare ye be a swashbucklin' fool, arr!
Take out yer wooden teeth,
seek out some gold ones
Get your timbers shivering now,
I'll show ye how,
ye can Dare ye be a swashbucklin' fool, arr!
Ye can loose yer booty,
ye can throw it off the ship
Ye can chomp a lump of gold, then forget to walk the plank
Dare ye be a swashbucklin' fool! arr!"
"Scallywag jan man and dare ye be a swashbucklin' fool! arr!"
Stealin bootys easy to do yer stealin food too
Land ho!
I see ye scull mountail out in the distance so wheres me Captin Revere
there be no sobbing over spilled rum
Ya now it be time to take out me gun
Sit down, with ye backaroo mate, steal some high healed boots and a parokeet cage
Arr shiver ye timbers until they make ye walk the plank
It be okay, ye can dare ye be a swashbuklin fool, arr
It be like beating up the Captin
It be like swapping the poop deck
it be like pillaging and plundering in every respect
Dare ye be a swashbuckling fool, arr (aye!)
Scallywag jan man and dare ye be a swashbucklin' fool! arr
Aye it be easy, so easy to do, we all are waiting for ye
(Dare ye be a swashbuckling fool, arr)
Bury your booty under ground,
Spot a marked X on the map
The crows nest can be ye friend,
Ye can be a rum achiever
Ye can wait along the deck and be a peg leg dealer
The treasures all for you,
So what you gonna do?
Dare ye be a swashbuckling fool, arr
Dare ye be a swashbuckling fool, arr
Hear me words?
(Dare ye be a swashbuckling fool, arr)
Tell me, did ye hear me words?
(Dare ye be a swashbuckling fool, arr)
Tis alright
(Dare ye be a swashbuckling fool, arr)
We can be a swashbuckling fool all night
(Dare ye be a swashbuckling fool, arr)
Come on, make Captin proud
(Dare ye be a swashbuckling fool, arr)
And shout it out loud!
(Dare ye be a swashbuckling fool, arr)
I cant hear ye!
(Dare ye be a swashbuckling fool, arr)
Okay, I can hear ye now
(Dare ye be a swashbuckling fool, arr)
Land ho!
Dare ye be a swashbuckling fool, arr
(Dare ye be a swashbuckling fool, arr)
Dare ye be a swashbuckling fool, arr
(Dare ye be a swashbuckling fool, arr)
Dare ye be a swashbuckling fool, arr
(Dare ye be a swashbuckling fool, arr)
Dare ye be a swashbuckling fool, arr
Dare ye be a swashbuckling fool, arr