If I Could Make Love to a Bottle

Themagic#27 · Post by **Themagic#27** » Thu May 20, 2004 12:14 am

Orthography Enthusiast @ May 24 2003, 05:00 AM wrote:
Hmmm.... haven't seen the lyrics to "If I Could Make Love To A Bottle" then, have you?

Okay everybody, say it with me: AL DID NOT MAKE THAT SONG. DID_NOT_. I thought everyone knew that by now! HE DID NOT WRITE THAT SONG.

WBUL is NOT a "vulgar" song! PLEEEAASEEE. I think that, personally, you all have your sick minds stuck in the gutter. I never gave that stuff you pointed out so much as a THOUGHT, it's just innocent pickup lines is all. The volcano thing, fine, but that's the only thing NEAR "vulgar". I never even realised this song was so controversial.

But, really, I believe you all just have your minds in the gutter. I always thought that this song was cute, and never even thought about the volcano line, until now. Thanks for ruining it.

Post by **anthontherun** » Thu May 20, 2004 12:20 am

Al did write "If I Could Make Love to a Bottle." In fact, he's been performing it at some one-off shows recently.

Themagic#27 · Post by **Themagic#27** » Thu May 20, 2004 12:21 am

You have GOT to be kidding. What poor, misinformed person informed you of this?

Post by **anthontherun** » Thu May 20, 2004 12:22 am

Bermuda did. Look at the 4th to last song of the first setlist.

Themagic#27 · Post by **Themagic#27** » Thu May 20, 2004 12:27 am

...*embaressed* Ohh...hehehe...Sorry, guys. I'm really sorry I was mean...I just was TOLD *slaps Jace* that he didn't. And I guess I didn't wanna believe he did it, as well. Oh well. Guess he's not as innocent as I wanted to think, huh?

drnick954 · Post by **drnick954** » Thu May 20, 2004 12:27 am

i wish the Glen Ellyn show had a few of those. grrrrrrrrrrr

Post by **weirdojace** » Thu May 20, 2004 1:50 am

Themagic#27 @ May 19 2004, 05:27 PM wrote: ...*embaressed* Ohh...hehehe...Sorry, guys. I'm really sorry I was mean...I just was TOLD *slaps Jace* that he didn't. And I guess I didn't wanna believe he did it, as well. Oh well. Guess he's not as innocent as I wanted to think, huh?

I did not say he didn't write that song. I said there are many songs on the Internet that are mislabeled as Al. That one isn't (I've never even seen it on a p2p program.) I have the song. (Bootleg? What bootleg?)

Sorry to add to your embarassment.

CatraDhtem · Post by **CatraDhtem** » Thu May 20, 2004 6:08 am

Themagic#27 @ May 19 2004, 06:27 PM wrote: And I guess I didn't wanna believe he did it, as well. Oh well. Guess he's not as innocent as I wanted to think, huh?

If it helps, the performance itself is a joke. Al only gets about four lines in before he shrugs it off with a disgusted "Okay that's enough" comment.

Post by **scottidog** » Thu May 20, 2004 6:12 am

Themagic#27 @ May 19 2004, 03:21 PM wrote: You have GOT to be kidding. What poor, misinformed person informed you of this?

I've actually heard it. Bootleg? What Bootleg?

Scottidog,
still trying to track down the lyrics of Orgy On My Own.

Post by **Driew_La_27** » Thu May 20, 2004 6:14 am

scottidog @ May 19 2004, 09:12 PM wrote: I've actually heard it. Bootleg? What Bootleg?

Scottidog,
still trying to track down the lyrics of Orgy On My Own.

Ah yes, Orgy on My Own........

Good song.