World of Weird Al Yankovic

While Paris Hilton's jail diary reading on Larry King Live has a certain classic 'something' in its nothingness that would merit keeping it as a stanza in 2008's Headline News, there are many other celebrity pecadillos that might merit the Al treatment on this leg of the tour. OJ Simpson robbing his own memorabilia, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen doing just about anything, Miley Cyrus posing nearly butt-naked in Vanity Fair, Tom and Katie throw a $500K birthday party for a 2 year old, Lindsey Lohan (pick any of: gets sober, gets drunk, steals someone elses coat, sends it back stinky and torn, smooches her girlfriend, gets sober, gets drunk again, etc., etc.)-many are called, few are chosen.

What are your favorite moments of absolute beyond-the-pale ridiculousness that deserve to be immortalized this year in HN? [Events, not just individuals, otherwise Al would never get through the medley.]

Cheers, Diva
who lives in the homeland of celebrity stupidity

With the Miley Cyrus pictures being what's most currently in the news, I'd say that those are a good bet.

Eh...it wasn't that big of news though...

Diva @ Jun 2 2008, 11:57 PM wrote: [Events, not just individuals, otherwise Al would never get through the medley.]

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Driew_La_27 @ Jun 2 2008, 08:58 PM wrote: Eh...it wasn't that big of news though...

What? It was all over the news, even though I could've cared less.

Barney Slayer @ Jun 2 2008, 07:00 PM wrote: With the Miley Cyrus pictures being what's most currently in the news, I'd say that those are a good bet.

What pictures?

The ones in Vanity Fair magazine.

The ones where she is naked and pregnant on the front cover?

Nevermind...

No, Bob. You're getting her confused with Tom Cruise.