World of Weird Al Yankovic

I saw this idea for a game on another forum!
It's pretty simple. Basically, the first person comes along and inserts anything they want into the vending machine. Then, the second person comes along and posts what the first person received from the vending machine, followed by what they wish to insert, and so on! Like this:

Screename1: I insert a poodle into the vending machine.

Screename2: Screename1 receives a cucumber.
I insert a accordion into the vending machine.

Understand? The point of this whole game is to make what you put in and what the person receives as random as possible. Go nuts! Just make sure it's vaguely Al related so we have a reason for it to be here. I'll start it!




I insert a dozen, starving crazed weasels into the vending machine.

I receive an apple fritter.

I insert some pickled weiners.

Wow this takes me back...

Anyway, you recieve some non-pickled weiners!

I shall insert a 27 dollar bill.

You receive 27 day old underwear! Lucky!

I insert some Oreos.

You recieve the white stuff!
And in a perfect disc!
It's like winning the freaking lottery!

I insert the bald cap used in the Gump video!

You receive a reproduction of the Fat suit. Wear it with pride!

I insert the Eggman.

You receive an omelette. But it's nothing but egg! Boring!

I insert Crazy Ernie in to the vending machine

You receive a seal... and a club... (club the seal to get a better deal!)

I some of Jessica Simpson (oops SAmpsons) lip gloss into the vending machine

You get blindeded.

I put in some SUPPLIES!

You were certainly surprised by what came out!!

I inserted a twinkie weiner sandwich into the vending machine.