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Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 5:33 am
by WeirdAlFanatic27
has anyone ever writen a poem about Al? if you have, you can post em here.. well, without any further ado, here's mine:

Al:

Those chocolate brown eyes

and wild long hair

These are a few features that make me stare.

The way he squrms and writhes

on the stage during "Germs"

Make Eminem and Coolio look like pathetic lowly worms.

The way he plays his accordion,

his second main squeeze

always wants to make me

drop to my knees.

Those awsome cheekbones

and perfect smile

would make me do weird things

like surf the Nile

My polka boy is special,

he's one of a kind

he keeps those wacky tunes

all day in my mind.

Al is perfect as can be

he makes me want to change my name to Melenie.

I just hope i have a chance to thank him again

Because on stage it seems he has the energy of 27 men!

I'll always love his work, the best I can,

out of all of the people in hollywood, he's the sexiest Man!

I LOVE YOU AL!

:D i just came up with this last night. hehe

love ALWAYs

~~**~~PrincessBob~~**~~

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 5:42 am
by weird_el
That's a lovely poem. I really liked that.

A couple years ago on AMW-A we had a Weird Al Haiku contest. Some of the haikus submitted were funny and fabulous. I'll try to find them on Google.

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 5:49 am
by Driew_La_27
That's a good poem Princess Bob. Nice rhyming and such.

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 6:00 am
by weird_el
I found the haiku thread on Google.

Here are the winners

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 2:58 am
by crazed al fan
very good poem, wish i could write poetry. i really think the last bit is funny.
I'll always love his work, the best I can,

out of all of the people in hollywood, he's the sexiest Man

great use of rhyming right there...lol. :biggrin:

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 5:05 am
by loserkid27
Great poem IT TOUCHED ME! :P :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 3:26 pm
by lookatthenumbersinIandlaugh
I went to a site about al
half of the people were gals
they all knew his songs
so I sing along
and now we all are pals

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 6:48 pm
by Mad Genius
That one's cute, Numbers!

Here's mine...

Oh, it was me!

Did you hear my pardoy?

They think I sound funny.

For if it weren't for me,

There wouldn't be...

...Any cleverness in parody.

O' Parody, O' Parody!

Hear me on CD

Or Watch me on DVD!

Hear the sounds that mock

The world of modern rock.

My genre's are never same

that's why am not lame!

Beware of Wannabes

and their crude parodies

For it isn't me that you hear

on an .mp3 my dear!

HaZaA!

Curse you KaZaA!!!

...And your mediocre .mp3s,

Which weren't written or performed by me!

Can't you see? This isn't me!

Who wrote that parody?

Why O' Why must you torment me

and burn such travesties on CD!

O' Parody...

Tell me what you think.

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 7:15 pm
by WEIRDALexis279
Thats a good one! Especially with the dissing of KaZaA

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 7:26 pm
by Mad Genius
Thanks! Tell it like it is, that's what they say!