You’d think we would hate each other, but he’s actually a really nice guy, and he agreed to advise me on this task if, in return, he could have a few minutes of our time here this evening to share some of his thoughts with you.
Please welcome my good friend, Dr. Ben Carson!
I couldn't tell a dirt clod from a plate of caviar.
Awards: - Most Dedicated Non-Spoiler (2007) - Best GC Thread (2010) - Best TTR Skit (2010) - Outstanding Achievement In Fan Parody (Recorded), Shared With The Rest Of The Minor Celebrities (2015)
Thank you for having me, Mr. Trump. When you first asked me to guest judge a competition on here with you, I’m not going to lie, I was a little surprised at first. Just recently you mocked me when I stated that the pyramids were meant to store grain, and not hold Egyptian pharaohs. However, I’m glad we’re letting bygones be bygones and getting to the most important issue in America right now - The Peanuts Movie. Let’s all stop what we’re doing and go see it right now.
Awards: - Most Dedicated Non-Spoiler (2007) - Best GC Thread (2010) - Best TTR Skit (2010) - Outstanding Achievement In Fan Parody (Recorded), Shared With The Rest Of The Minor Celebrities (2015)
Awards: - Most Dedicated Non-Spoiler (2007) - Best GC Thread (2010) - Best TTR Skit (2010) - Outstanding Achievement In Fan Parody (Recorded), Shared With The Rest Of The Minor Celebrities (2015)
Awards: - Most Dedicated Non-Spoiler (2007) - Best GC Thread (2010) - Best TTR Skit (2010) - Outstanding Achievement In Fan Parody (Recorded), Shared With The Rest Of The Minor Celebrities (2015)
You know, all the time, people seem to ask me, “Mr. Carson, what’s your favorite Weird Al song?” And I tell them - “Trigger Happy! But it doesn’t go far enough: I think if only the kitty cat had been armed, he wouldn’t have been turned into a pencil!” and there’s a lot to be said about The Night Santa Went Crazy. He could have been stopped if we armed the elves is all I’m saying.
Awards: - Most Dedicated Non-Spoiler (2007) - Best GC Thread (2010) - Best TTR Skit (2010) - Outstanding Achievement In Fan Parody (Recorded), Shared With The Rest Of The Minor Celebrities (2015)
But I’ve been fan of Mr. Yankovic’s for ages. In fact, I’m more than a fan, I’m a Close Personal Friend Of Al’s! Just the other day he asked me if I could play guitar on his next single. And I turned him down, as I wanted to focus more on the presidency. But he did tell me what the title of the song is and what song it’s parodying. And I think it’d only be right to share it with all of you. Are you ready?
Awards: - Most Dedicated Non-Spoiler (2007) - Best GC Thread (2010) - Best TTR Skit (2010) - Outstanding Achievement In Fan Parody (Recorded), Shared With The Rest Of The Minor Celebrities (2015)
Awards: - Most Dedicated Non-Spoiler (2007) - Best GC Thread (2010) - Best TTR Skit (2010) - Outstanding Achievement In Fan Parody (Recorded), Shared With The Rest Of The Minor Celebrities (2015)
Awards: - Most Dedicated Non-Spoiler (2007) - Best GC Thread (2010) - Best TTR Skit (2010) - Outstanding Achievement In Fan Parody (Recorded), Shared With The Rest Of The Minor Celebrities (2015)
