World of Weird Al Yankovic

The video is video of the day on MySpace

I hate how everyone in the Myspace comments are whining about the song by saying "dude this is gay" "this is dumn and retrded". If you're going to criticize someone, spell right and give a real reason.

You're asking too much of them waf1million

It's much closer to being gay than it is to being retarded. And frankly, there's nothing wrong with either.

Ah, now I remember that Pork and Beans song. Yeah, it does sound like that, too.

Stacy's Mom - Fountains of Wayne

Mayor of Simpleton - XTC- maybe just a little?

International Fan Alert (we're STILL HERE, did you forget?!):

LYRICS PLEASE.

SEVA.

I stared in every high school play
Blew every drama teacher away
Graduated first in my class at Juilliard

Took every acting workshop I could
And I dreamed of Hollywood
While I read my Uta Hogen
And studied the Bard

Hit the boards and paid my dues
And got phenomenal rave reviews
I knew the world was gonna love me
Without a doubt

I was sure that Tarentino would be calling me on my phone
And he’d (?????) for Rolling Stone
But the years have come and gone
And I’m sorry to say, that’s not the way it’s all worked out


Chorus
I’m a tour guide on the jungle cruise ride
Skipper Dan is the name
And I’m doing 34 shows every day
And every time it’s the same

(whoa-ooo)
Look at those hippos, they’re wiggling their ears
Just like they’ve done for the last 50 years
Now I’m laughing at my own jokes but I’m crying inside
Cause I’m working on the jungle cruise ride


Oh, the critics they used to say
I was the new Olivier
Thought I’d be the toast of Sundance, or maybe Cannes

Ah, but don’t bother trying to IMDB me
The only place you might possibly see me
Is riding my little boat around Adventure Land
It aint exactly what I planned but…

Chrous

I would have killed if I’d been in Speed The Plow
But what’s the difference cause that’s all behind me now
Cause I’m paying the rent and I’m swallowing my pride
And I’m working on the Jungle Cruise ride

I should be there on Broadway knocking them dead in 12 Angry Men
But Instead I’m here telling these lame jokes again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again

Na na na na chorus
(in background intercom voice)
Bengal Tigers can jump over 20 feet!
That’s an African Bull Elephant.
There it is, the backside of water!
What have I done with my life?!

I should have listened when my grandfather said
Why don’t you major in business instead
Now my hopes have all vanished
And my dreams have all died
And I’ll probably work forever as the…

Chorus

Somebody shoot me cause Im bored to tears
Always said I’d be famous
I guess that I lied
Cause Im working on the Jungle Cruise Ride
I’m still working on the Jungle Cruise Ride

It's Ute Hagen, and

Annie Lebowitz'd shoot me for Rolling Stone

some fixes

I starred in every high school play

... Ute Hagen

Annie Liebowitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone

I just copied that from the spoiler forum, any errors aren't my fault.

I figured you had copied them from there. We were just trying to help so they'd be more accurate.