Skipper Dan

Post by **Wizzerkat** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:00 am

The video is video of the day on MySpace

weirdalfan1000000 · Post by **weirdalfan1000000** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:09 am

I hate how everyone in the Myspace comments are whining about the song by saying "dude this is gay" "this is dumn and retrded". If you're going to criticize someone, spell right and give a real reason.

Post by **weird_el** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:14 am

You're asking too much of them waf1million

It's much closer to being gay than it is to being retarded. And frankly, there's nothing wrong with either.

Post by **algonacchick** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:15 am

Ah, now I remember that Pork and Beans song. Yeah, it does sound like that, too.

Stacy's Mom - Fountains of Wayne

Mayor of Simpleton - XTC- maybe just a little?

Post by **Seva** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:22 am

International Fan Alert (we're STILL HERE, did you forget?!):

LYRICS PLEASE.

SEVA.

Post by **weirdojace** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:24 am

I stared in every high school play
Blew every drama teacher away
Graduated first in my class at Juilliard

Took every acting workshop I could
And I dreamed of Hollywood
While I read my Uta Hogen
And studied the Bard

Hit the boards and paid my dues
And got phenomenal rave reviews
I knew the world was gonna love me
Without a doubt

I was sure that Tarentino would be calling me on my phone
And hed (?????) for Rolling Stone
But the years have come and gone
And Im sorry to say, thats not the way its all worked out

Chorus
Im a tour guide on the jungle cruise ride
Skipper Dan is the name
And Im doing 34 shows every day
And every time its the same

(whoa-ooo)
Look at those hippos, theyre wiggling their ears
Just like theyve done for the last 50 years
Now Im laughing at my own jokes but Im crying inside
Cause Im working on the jungle cruise ride

Oh, the critics they used to say
I was the new Olivier
Thought Id be the toast of Sundance, or maybe Cannes

Ah, but dont bother trying to IMDB me
The only place you might possibly see me
Is riding my little boat around Adventure Land
It aint exactly what I planned but

Chrous

I would have killed if Id been in Speed The Plow
But whats the difference cause thats all behind me now
Cause Im paying the rent and Im swallowing my pride
And Im working on the Jungle Cruise ride

I should be there on Broadway knocking them dead in 12 Angry Men
But Instead Im here telling these lame jokes again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again

Na na na na chorus
(in background intercom voice)
Bengal Tigers can jump over 20 feet!
Thats an African Bull Elephant.
There it is, the backside of water!
What have I done with my life?!

I should have listened when my grandfather said
Why dont you major in business instead
Now my hopes have all vanished
And my dreams have all died
And Ill probably work forever as the

Chorus

Somebody shoot me cause Im bored to tears
Always said Id be famous
I guess that I lied
Cause Im working on the Jungle Cruise Ride
Im still working on the Jungle Cruise Ride

Post by **algonacchick** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:26 am

It's Ute Hagen, and

Annie Lebowitz'd shoot me for Rolling Stone

Post by **weird_el** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:27 am

some fixes

I starred in every high school play

... Ute Hagen

Annie Liebowitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone

Post by **weirdojace** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:29 am

I just copied that from the spoiler forum, any errors aren't my fault.

Post by **algonacchick** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:30 am

I figured you had copied them from there. We were just trying to help so they'd be more accurate.