World of Weird Al Yankovic

so weird that all the mountains in the world wouldn't compare to the pile of Weirdliness that build here, but it all works out in the long run >:)

ok, my equally 13 year old head just exploaded twice

I want to touch his hair! please? do you think it'd freak him out if i ask him if i could??

Izzy, I'm sure he's had much weirder and less appropriate requests than that.
(Frankly, I'd love to touch his hair )

Oh, me too!!!!

I have a plan >:)

"Hey Al, you have a leaf in your hair"

"Really?" *Al reaches up and runs his hands thru his hair a few times :9~ * "did I get it?"

"Nope... its still there!"

"Um..." More Al trying to get the leaf out "how bout now"

"Um, no... do you want me to *ahem* get if for you???"

"Sure."

And viola, the perfect plan to touch Als hair!!!!


(suddenly Al is going to find that his lady fans are very good a spotting leafs!)

... Mind if I steal that idea?

x 2700

i'm sick and that just made me feel a whole lot better!

though, whenevr i laugh, i end up in a coughing fit

oh well!

touching Al's hair is overated, lets go for a "day with Al", All the touching you want in a day, "hey Al,"
"yeah,"
"you got a little something on your cheek,"
"oh, how embarrassing,"
"want me to get that for you?"
"why not"

Perfect plan

Ooh that's a nice plan. You could even do that and the hair-touching one! :9~

Al's going to start feeling self conscious when all the sudden he has random specks and leaves on him 24/7....