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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:34 am
by ducttapeearth
Granted, but Suzanne wouldn't be able to play with his curly locks.
I wish Al was Queen for a Day.
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:36 am
by Insert Coin(s) to Continue
Granted, but he'd need a sex change.
I wish Al was the Burger King for a day.
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:38 am
by ducttapeearth
Granted, but he'd get fat and no one would want to see an old fat guy perform live.
I wish Al would have gotten the chance to once have met Tarzan.
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:38 am
by Well, Well, Well
Granted, but Al becomes jealous of Tarzan's rugged good looks.
I wish Al would come up with a name for him and his band rather than just "Weird Al" Yankovic.
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:40 am
by Insert Coin(s) to Continue
Granted, but The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo was already taken.
I wish Al and Prince would make up.
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:47 am
by twinkieweinersandwiches24_7
Granted, but Prince would take all the eyeliner for himself.
I wish Al could fly.
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:49 am
by Well, Well, Well
Granted, but the birds fight him every time he enters the sky.
I wish Al could walk on water.
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:27 am
by ducttapeearth
Granted, but only when it's frozen.
I wish Al would make a donation of 50 veggie-twinky weiner sandwiches to a local children's hospital.
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:29 am
by Well, Well, Well
Granted, but the delivery guy messes up and takes them to a graveyard.
I wish Al's Greatest Hits Volume 3 would never come out.
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:41 am
by Big Spoon
Granetd, but then we would get "The TV ALbum, Volume 2".
I wish Al was my next-door neighbor.