Make A Wish, Have It Corrupted - Weird Al Edition

ducttapeearth · Post by **ducttapeearth** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:34 am

Granted, but Suzanne wouldn't be able to play with his curly locks.

I wish Al was Queen for a Day.

Insert Coin(s) to Continue · Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:36 am

Granted, but he'd need a sex change.

I wish Al was the Burger King for a day.

ducttapeearth · Post by **ducttapeearth** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:38 am

Granted, but he'd get fat and no one would want to see an old fat guy perform live.

I wish Al would have gotten the chance to once have met Tarzan.

Post by **Well, Well, Well** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:38 am

Granted, but Al becomes jealous of Tarzan's rugged good looks.

I wish Al would come up with a name for him and his band rather than just "Weird Al" Yankovic.

Insert Coin(s) to Continue · Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:40 am

Granted, but The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo was already taken.

I wish Al and Prince would make up.

twinkieweinersandwiches24_7 · Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:47 am

Granted, but Prince would take all the eyeliner for himself.

I wish Al could fly.

Post by **Well, Well, Well** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:49 am

Granted, but the birds fight him every time he enters the sky.

I wish Al could walk on water.

ducttapeearth · Post by **ducttapeearth** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:27 am

Granted, but only when it's frozen.

I wish Al would make a donation of 50 veggie-twinky weiner sandwiches to a local children's hospital.

Post by **Well, Well, Well** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:29 am

Granted, but the delivery guy messes up and takes them to a graveyard.

I wish Al's Greatest Hits Volume 3 would never come out.

Post by **Big Spoon** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:41 am

Granetd, but then we would get "The TV ALbum, Volume 2".

I wish Al was my next-door neighbor.