Al Poems

Lemon · Post by **Lemon** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 10:40 pm

Here's another Al poem I did, not so depressing this time (yay!)

(it has no title)

One day Weird Al will be mine
He is one curly top who is really fine
We'll live in a house shaped like a giant accordion
Everything will be super spiff-tastic, in my opinion
We'll have children named "27" and "Boom Cha!"
and recreate "Ricky" with some maracas
We'll buy a large herd of poodles, like Bela
They'll protect our accordion house from crime-causing fellas
In our backyard we'll have a large kiwi bird farm
Why? 'Cause Kiwis are so cool, and cause no harm
I'd also like to enslave U2, make them do cool pet tricks
Though I'm sure Al would oppose that, prolly beat me with a stick
I'd take Al's DNA and clone him,
that way when he's on tour, I'll always be near him
Last, I'd tell Al: "The one I love es usted!"

Actually, I think this poem is more like my style.. a bit insane. I really like this one now. and kaztaylor, thanks for your kind words!

MarlinsGirl · Post by **MarlinsGirl** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 2:51 am

Those were awesome poems, Karen and Lemon.

Terri M.

Post by **algonacchick** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 3:24 am

Karen, another wonderful poem! Lemon, both of yours are good. Keep on writing!

jeffrey · Post by **jeffrey** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 3:40 am

Great poems guys, I write poems too but I havent gotten around to writing one about Al yet......

kaztaylor · Post by **kaztaylor** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 5:22 am

jeffrey @ Mar 29 2005, 02:40 AM wrote: Great poems guys, I write poems too but I havent gotten around to writing one about Al yet......

What possible better subject could there be!?!

AL is all, all is AL.

Karen

Post by **WeirdAbbott** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 12:37 am

Hey guys! I just thought i'd let you know that in 7th grade we had to make up a poetry book, and most of my poems were Al related, its also where my parodies were first on print (I chose My Baby's In Love With My Little Brother for that one) and one of the poems you had to do was to start off with one thing and end up with the complete opposite, so here it is

Yankovic
Funny, Hillarious
Parodies, UHF, rap, 8-Mile
Serious, Stern
Eminem

and here is another WeirdAbbott hoedown...

My favorite singer, is that Weird Al
It would be cool if i could be his pal
But one thing ticks me off, that i will let you know
Eminem please just let him do the video

WEIRDABBOTT

MarlinsGirl · Post by **MarlinsGirl** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 1:31 am

those were funny, weirdabbott.

Terri M.

Post by **algonacchick** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 1:35 am

hehe, great, WeirdAbbot! I especially like the Weird Al hoedown.

kaztaylor · Post by **kaztaylor** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 8:42 pm

We've got some good work happening in the Al Poems topic these days...if you haven't written an Al poem yet, take a shot -- he makes a wonderful muse!

AL
PYR-
AMID
Al rules!
He's just so cool!
We love Al; he's our boy
He's our endless supply of joy
We who need laughs on a daily basis
Listen to Al, and immediately say this:
"Once I was down, but now I feel super!
If you don't like Al, you're a party-pooper!"
I realize some people look at me rather odd
When I say, quite sincerely, that AL is my god.
(I hope that part doesn't get me in trouble with a Mod.)
He's helped me through one divorce and one brain tumor
How would I have survived without Al's weird sense of humor?
They say laughter's the best medicine, and AL's the very best cure.
Lots of WOWAYers can attest to that being true, I am absolutely sure!

MentalPatient · Post by **MentalPatient** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 9:25 pm

kaztaylor @ Apr 9 2005, 07:42 PM wrote: "Once I was down, but now I feel super!
If you don't like Al, you're a party-pooper!"

When I say, quite sincerely, that AL is my god.
(I hope that part doesn't get me in trouble with a Mod.)

Very good, KT.