Re: Nuclear Bubble Wrap: My Parody Band (new song 4/15/10)
Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 9:17 pm
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Hulahoop - This is a parody of "Bulletproof" by La Roux and is an extremely stupid song about hula hoops.They're gonna make me do more movies
They’ve gone and made a big star out of me
They make the films and they pay me lots of money
And all I gotta do is, act Pottery
Well they’ll touch up my forehead with a big scar
I’ll get a wand and do some crazy spell
The CGI has made me a big star
Cause I can’t really act so well
Well I hope you’ll come and see the latest movie
I hope that I’m an Oscar nominee
If I do good I might not be a typecast
But all I really do is, act Pottery
Well I can’t believe these films are really ending
When I got cast it all felt like a dream
But now I’m old, a has-been child actor
All I ever did was, act Pottery
Well I guess I should put an ad on craigslist
But I can’t type, and I don’t know how to spell
I could be that crazy kid in Equus
Yes I can play the part au naturel
Well I hope you’ll come and see the latest movie
And ignore the fact that I’m quite elderly
The biggest tool that ever hit the big time
And all I gotta do is, act Pottery
Remember, I'm a poor college student/starving indie musicians and would be grateful if you bought the new album, "Exploding Head Syndrome."Some guys have a lot of cash
And some are really good at math
And some guys can afford expensive rings
Some guys can shred on guitar
And some guys drive in fancy cars
And some you know are gonna be a star
Now I can’t say I’m one of those
But there’s one thing that surely goes
There’s one skill that I have and I’m the king
So baby, come back to my place
I’ll put a smile on your face
Just come in and I’ll show you what I mean
All night, baby, I can hula hoop
All night, baby, I can hula hoop
I’m the baddest dude in town
Just watch this thing spin round and round
And once I get it up, it doesn’t fall
I’ll keep it going slow or fast
I’ve got the skills to multitask
I’ll hulahoop while juggling some balls
One two three hoops, watch ‘em spin
One on each and every limb
Hey sucker, your hoop keeps fallin’ down
I’m a master of them all
No matter if it’s big or small
It’s how you use it, not the size that counts
All night, baby, I can hula hoop
All night, baby, I can hula hoop
All night, baby, I can hula hoop
All night, baby, I can hula hoop
All night I can hula hoop
All night I can hula hoop
All night, baby, I can hula hoop
All night, baby, I can hula hoop
All night, baby, I can hula hoop
All night, baby, I can hula hoop