World of Weird Al Yankovic

Granted. but no one wants to eat Al's butt ice cream.

I wish Al would give me something more appetising than butt ice cream.

Granted but anything would be more appetizing. Have a Belly Button Lint Parfait!

I wish Al would be my lawyer

Granted, but now Al's a lawyer...
*shudder*
I wish Al would be on SNL...

Granted, but everybody is so awed by his act they quit and persue their dreams.

I wish Al could come to my house, and I could show him my collection.

Granted, but he get's freaked out by your obsession and files a restraining order...
I wish I could go see the biggest ball of twine in Minnesotta!

Granted, but then you get into an Indiana Jones-type situation when the ball starts a-rolling. And because you're not Indiana Jones (or even his less-well-known competitor, Illinois Smith), you don't survive.

I wish Al really was a genius in France...and everywhere else, too!

Granted!
But now he starts getting too many Nobel Prizes and forgets about muzak

I wish Al would kiss my broken finger

Granted, but then it miraculously heals and Al gets a job as a faith healer and stops making music



I wish Al could star in a goofy but heartwarming sitcom about a magical talking fish and his owner, a straight laced business man caught in wacky situations.

Granted!!

But it's cancelled after 1 episode


I wish Al would be my hog

Granted, but then he calls himself Napoleon Yankovic and takes over the farm, teaching that all animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

I wish Al would star in Fatman Begins.