Make A Wish, Have It Corrupted - Weird Al Edition

[Well, Well, Well]

Granted, but his live act really isn't that good.

I wish Al tourned the Bermuda Triangle.

[Bruce the Duck]

Granted, but "tourned" isn't a word.

I wish Jim and Steve had cool nicknames, like Al and Bermuda do.

[GrayJ]

The rarities aren't crappy!

Granted, and their names are Jimbo and Steve-O.

I wish I could wish a wish that wished a wish so wishful, it wished itself out, and it blew up.

[Well, Well, Well]

Granted, but the genie decides to eat apple pie rather than distinguish what you actually just wrote, so, actually, not granted.

I wish Al was born in the 1800s.

[Big Spoon]

Granted, but then he would be dead right now. Or at the least, too old to make new ALbums.


I wish Al will release a single containing "Bad Date" right before the tour starts up.

[MarsBar]

Granted, but it's nowhere near as good as W&N.

I wish Al had picked a better single than DICYO.

[twinkieweinersandwiches24_7]

Granted, but then there would have been no video, and a lot of people on WOWAY wouldn't have awesome avatars.


I wish Al had a bigger part in The Naked Gun 2 1/2.

[Well, Well, Well]

Granted, but then it sucks because Nielson is in it less.

I wish the world revolved around Al.

[twinkieweinersandwiches24_7]

Granted, but then the Earth's center of gravity would be off-balance, and we would go careening out into space and crash into the Sun and be reduced to space dust.


I wish SOL would go plantinum today.


Fine, "platinum". Typo.

[Well, Well, Well]

Granted, but the genie laughs too long at your misspelling of "platinum," and thus decides to keep it at gold.

I wish Al was bald.