World of Weird Al Yankovic

You get the Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota! How's they fit that in there, anyway?


I insert copy of a cheesy 80's slasher flick

You get Pauly Shore, the star of cheesy 90s comedies.

I insert a big ol' chicken pot pie.

You get a lecture from Paul McCartney about his "personal beliefs" and he won't let you do the song


I insert the GIANT GENE SIMMONS!!!! Look out!!!!

You get some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril.


Oh Joy!


I put in a bag of kitty-litter

You get bad breath....what else did you expect?


I insert Darryl Hall's career

You get to wrestle Randy "Macho Man" Savage.

I insert Pat Sajak's head made out of tofu.

Dave

You get tepid leeks! Oh no!



I insert a wet roll of toilet paper

You get demoted from 'Moderator' to 'WOWAY Member'.

I insert anthontherun.

Dave

Guh?


Um....you get an old lady who's fallen and can't get up


I insert the big nickel!

You get The Hooded Avenger, complete with big, artificial nipples. Lucky you!


I insert my Delta Airlines ticket to New Jersey.