Every time I try to go to the bathroom at work there's someone in there cleaning it. Then I feel really guilty that I have to wait for them to leave, so I can pee on their hard work right after they completed it.
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The thing I find even worse than that is when you drop just one or two, and can't find them to save your life. Then you worry if you don't find it soon, and just let it sit, your dog will get to it first, eat it up, and get sick.
I ordered takeout at a restaurant and the food wasn't as good as it usually is. I sent a comment about it to their website and they gave me a gift card with twice as much money as I I spent on the one meal. Now I need to eat there TWO more times!
Hey Dunkin' Donuts, I come in every Sunday morning to get a maple frosted donut, and today you have the audacity to tell me you didn't make any? Fiiiiiiiiiine, I'll get a regular glazed donut like some commoner.