A Birthday Present For Al

[KnottyEmily]

I'll make the deadline for snail mail stuff the end of September [meaning I need to have received it by then], but if you're going to have trouble getting to me by then let me know when you PM me for my address

[sneezer]

Hey we Gotta Boogie to those Buckingham Blues with The Brady Bunch and those Money For Nothing Beverly Hillbillies. I Can't Watch This on Franks 2000" TV. Bob is such a Groovy Guy whom is from the company Cable TV. Everything You Know is Wrong when Mr. Popeil is Call' in Sick today. Darn those White&Nerdy,CanadienIdiots.


Since You've Been Gone I became a Genius In France after going to Jurassic Park with that Young, Dumb & Ugly guy from the Hardware Store, yeah the one who Loves Weasel Stumping Day, and put out that Virus Alert, Dont, I repeat Dont Download This Song Called, Do I creep You Out, or I'll Sue Ya, he said.

You know I Lost on Jeopardy I just needed One More Minute to help me pay for that Alimony. My wife Melanie is Like A Surgeon but She Never Told Me She Was A Mime. Remember Larry? He would Dare To Be Stupid? Making those Phoney Calls about Yoda and George Of The Jungle. Do I Creep You Out?

Those Girls Just Want To Have Lunch, Would you prefer My Bologna? Or Lasagna? With Rye Or The Kaiser? You won't get Fat so just Eat it. Now lets Talk Soup, the recipe is from that Amish Paradise in Albuquerque. Mmm Mmm Mmm The White Stuff with a side dish of Spam. Smells yummy, Smells Like Nirvana.

Did you see the Headline News? The one about the Party At The Leper Colony? Or the story about Christmas At Ground Zero? Yeah, it was The Night Santa Went Crazy and that one about Airline Amy who went Trigger Happy? This Is The Life... Yeah yeah yeah




OH WAIT!!!









I'm Not Done Yet...


He went Off The Deep End with his Poodle Hat on. Even Worse, he's having a Bad Hair Day. He is Running With Scissors, Straight Outta Linwood To Alapalooza, and those are The Greatest Hits of Weird Al Yankovic.

Written by Sneezer

And also this one I wrote Specifically for the SOL TOUR So here it is

There was this guy he was a White & Nerdy, Canadian Idiot. He came running Straight Outta Lynwood to tell everyone about that Virus Alert. So Don’t Download This Song called “Confessions Part lll” Or “Close But No Cigar.”
His Favourite day is on the 27th of each month, why? Well its Weasel Stomping Day of course.Oh Yeah,dont forget to do the Polkarama while Trapped at the Drive thru. Don’t forget your Pancreas Or I’ll Sue Ya! And well...... YOURE PITIFUL!!!!!

Do I Creep you out??

Weird Al Yankovic S.O.L album Poem 2007

Written by Sneezer

You like them:) I wrote them all by myself.. I had the SOL one made on to a T-shirt I wore to the Concert in Toronto Ontario and AL Signed it woohoo and I am never wearing the shirt again



:inlove:I LOVE AL.. He is like what I call a MENTOR in my Life..

[weirdalisthephantomoftheopera]

Umm, unless you want this to be given to Al, this isn't the place to post it. Try Fan Creativity.

[KnottyEmily]

Any suggestions for what I should get embossed on the front of the journal? We could just go with "Happy Birthday Al", or "Happy 48th Birthday", or something more creative, of anyone has any ideas?

[BigWeirdAlFan]

Hey sneezer, that was nice and all, but what does this have to do with a Birthday Present for Al? Unless you're going to give that to him.

[Ambra]

Any suggestions for what I should get embossed on the front of the journal? We could just go with "Happy Birthday Al", or "Happy 48th Birthday", or something more creative, of anyone has any ideas?

I think "Happy Birthday" would work, with "October 23, 2007" embossed underneath that. I think an "intro page" like in the 1000th show book, would be nice to so he knows you organized it and where the messages are from.


I decided for my picture that I'm going to get a piece of posterboard, decorate it with "Happy Birthday, Al!", drive up to the Blue Ridge Parkway, and take a picture of myself in my "concert gear" with the mountains behind me. I just wish the leaves were going to have their "fall colors" because it would make for an even nicer photo. I just hope I can set up my digital camera to get a decent "self-portrait" since I can't think of anyone to drag up there with me to take the picture!

[DonnaNoble]

AHHHHHHHHHHHH I'm running out of time!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT SHOULD I DO?????????????? Im working on a Fibbanochi series rectangle for school. I could import pics of him in the background.... Or I could draw a caracature or both or.... a nice REAL lookind drawing or......


I asked my dad this and he said "Send him a spatula" as if it where the most normal question in the world....

[weirdalisthephantomoftheopera]

I agree with Ambra of what to put. Not that Al sees himself as old, but I think after a while, when you see your age, you don't feel as great about it as you did at my age. 14 in 13 days!

Do you want just what we want to say to Al or the whole design too? I have a program that I used for great designs on the 1,000 show book, but I mailed that. The program is needed for you to access the file, I believe, so I'm not sure how that will work and while sending a letter to someone up a bit north from my house was easy, a letter all the way to Australia might be hard...

[KnottyEmily]

What was the program? If you want to design a whole A4 page to go in the book, then go for it. I might also try to come up with a design for an intro page like Ambra suggested, but my design skills are pretty poor

[DonnaNoble]

I think I'll probably design a whole page if thats OK, just two quetions.... Can I just Email it, that have you print it, I dont think I could mail it in time AND What does A4 mean Im stupid!!!!!!!!



Anyway, Here is an idea I came up with its a VERY rough design for something to put on my page ... Sugjetions anybody????? (Its a tofutwikie weiner sandwich w/ candels on the table BTW) Here It IS!!!!!!