Make A Wish, Have It Corrupted - Weird Al Edition

Post by **Well, Well, Well** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 1:45 am

Granted, but Eminem makes a point to urinate on it every day.

I wish Al was God.

ducttapeearth · Post by **ducttapeearth** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 1:49 am

Yeah, and I would die. But, then Bob would have never granted my wish because I was never alive to ask him! Then, I would live, but I eventually posted this posted the post in question, Bob would grant it, and then a 747 would crash into my home...
Actually, I was at school during 9/11 so...

Granted, Al now has a star on the Tulsa Hall of Fame.

I wish Al never changed his look.

Sorry about this whole fiasco, but my computer was going very slowly.

Post by **Well, Well, Well** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 1:53 am

Granted, but he looks like Paris Hilton.

I wish "The Saga Begins" video contained real Star Wars characters.

Post by **Dumb N00b** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 1:57 am

Granted, but three words: Jar Jar Binks.

I wish it was 2003 again.

twinkieweinersandwiches24_7 · Fri Dec 01, 2006 1:58 am

Granted, but then we would haveto wait 3 MORE YEARS for the release of SOL.

I wish Al would do "HairyBack" as a concert-only song on the upcoming tour.

Insert Coin(s) to Continue · Fri Dec 01, 2006 1:59 am

Granted, but now you have an angry Mace Windou, Yoda, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Padme after you.

I wish Al would correctly predict the outcome of every major sporting event for the next 50 years and tell no one except for me.

EDIT: Sorry. Answer TWS's question. She was first.

GrayJ · Post by **GrayJ** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 1:59 am

Granted, but the Al gets sued for depicting copyrighted characters.

I wish Al never released Polka Party.

ducttapeearth · Post by **ducttapeearth** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:02 am

Granted, but Al instead releases "Gospel with Alfred Yankovic"

I wish You're Pitiful was on SOL.

twinkieweinersandwiches24_7 · Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:05 am

Granted, but then we would never have had White and Nerdy.

I wish Al would do "HairyBack" as a concert-only song on the upcoming tour.

Post by **Well, Well, Well** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:06 am

Granted, but we already had that one...so you die a horrible, horrible death.

I wish the internet was never invented.